H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D
And all this time I thought it was coal he left your stocking if you were bad.
Our newest, most heartwarming Christmas Tradition continues in the MPS style you’ve grown to love.
If you would like to participate in our festive X-MAS OF DOOM holiday, send your pics to Tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com.
Remember, there are mouth-breathing, fetus-fondling, Gawd Botherers in Possum Hollar going to bed tonight without us laughing at them, so won’t give generously?
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The opposition in the War on Christmas doesn’t look too tough.
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You sure that’s not the real deal … ?
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That image may have ruined my idea of Santa, but he would never do that on my chimney, I keep the fire going…
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