The Comedy Stylings of Sammie Alito, Captain of the Witch Finders

“…but first, a little ru-ru!”

It’s really hard to believe that legalized discrimination against LGBTQ+ people (and any other protected class) is going to hinge upon the 2-drink minimum comedy stylings of notable Opus Dei, leaker extraordinaire and witch-finder Sammy Alito:

Jezebel has a good write-up of our illegitimate SCOTUS hearings.

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6 Responses to The Comedy Stylings of Sammie Alito, Captain of the Witch Finders

  1. He isn’t even bothering to hide his utter contempt for the American people and the Constitution any more. It was almost matched by Neil ‘That truck driver should have frozen to death if he wanted to keep his job’ Gorsuch’s deeply offensive comments about “Re-education Classes”

    It’s very clear that we have no rights at all that White Theocrat Men have any obligation to observe.

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  2. Oneofthebobs says:

    Samuel “El Leako”.

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  3. This whole case is so deeply fucked.

    No one has ever asked this person to make a wedding site for a gay couple.
    In fact she has never been asked to make a wedding site, period.

    Colorado law does not require her to make one for a gay couple. The law only states if you make a product (like a wedding themed template) anyone who wishes may purchase it.

    In 2016, after ADF took her on as a client, she rebranded as a conservative Christian who channeled her faith in God through her work. Indeed, her revamped website included language seemingly finessed to transform her into a First Amendment test case, explaining that her “expressive content … communicate[s] ideas or messages.” Also worth noting: No same-sex couple has ever asked Smith to make them a wedding website; in fact, she has never made a wedding website for anyone.


  4. schmice3 says:

    The issue is unripe.


  5. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Stephanie Miller has named him Shecky Alito.


  6. MDavis says:

    What is the point of bringing up Ashley Madison?
    Where’s that bunny? Aw heck –
    Oh, Christ, it’s this asshole again!


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