2024 Goat Rodeo Update!

John Bolton: the compromise candidate.

Former National Security Advisor John Bolton said Monday that he will consider running for president to stop former President Donald Trump from returning to the White House, if no other potential GOP candidates denounce Trump.

And I think the drinking is going to start early tonight…

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12 Responses to 2024 Goat Rodeo Update!

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    He’s a compromise candidate like herpes is a compromise between syphilis and gonorrhea.

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  2. The Mustache of War for president. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Semi-relatedly, we had like 48 hours straight of drizzle rain here this last weekend (DON’T LAUGH TG!!! This is the desert!) and watched a dumb kids cartoon called “Hamster and Gretel” about a little girl who’s a superhero along with her superhero sidekick hamster.

    She gets into a battle with a supervillain sentient beard…


    I have a high tolerance for dumb silliness, obviously.

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    • MDavis says:

      You’re not alone. Fred saves the day. Again.
      If you haven’t seen The Ghost and Molly McGee, you might want to check that out. They have like a one season arc with a typical Disney message, which I read as surprisingly subliminally subversive – anti-capitalist in this case. Or anti-authoritarian. Hand/glove.

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    • MDavis says:

      Also, this is in the same universe as Phineas and Ferb. And Milo Murphy’s Law.
      Maybe I have a higher tolerance for dumb silliness than I actually should admit to.

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  3. roket says:

    Sorry. Too late for the conscientious conservative routine to

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  4. schmice3 says:

    Americans don’t vote for mustachioed candidates. Ask Dewey.

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  5. osirisopto says:

    Cheney/Bolton 2024

    OMG what am I saying?


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