One Lump of Stupid or Two?

H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D

The poisoned apple falls not far from the tree:

Chris Christie’s niece kicked off New Orleans plane, injured 6 deputies, officials say

You see,  she accused a family she thought was latino of being drug mules, and then when the plane turned around to go back to the terminal, she started fighting:

In the scuffle, she injured six deputies, biting one of the arm and breaking the skin, and kicking another in the groin, Rivarde said. They were treated there by paramedics.

…Seven deputies were needed to handcuff Epstein to a wheelchair, so that she could be moved to the airport security office, Rivarde said. She continued to shout vulgarities and try to bite deputies, he added.

But here’s the part that makes it stupid news:

All the while, Epstein shouted that the deputies were going to lose their jobs or end up in jail, boasting that she was related to powerful people and that her uncle is a friend of former President Donald Trump, Rivarde said. Chris Christie did not return messages left Friday at two telephone numbers associated with him.

“Do you know WHO I AM?!!1!”

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11 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two?

  1. Oneofthebobs says:

    Maybe she was just really hungry.

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    Privilege can be an ugly thing. Especially a hangers-on imagined privilege.

    Liked by 3 people

    • Jimmy T says:

      She’s stuck in the imaginary Trump world, still believing that Trump has some secret source of power, and will rule in her favor. She is not alone in her fantasies, the whole Maga movement is infected…

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  3. [Yackov Smirnov voice] Only in America! [/YSV]

    Beat up 7 deputies after a fight on an airplane and get charged with a handful of misdemeanor counts, bailed out that day for a measly $10k and then allowed to leave the jurisdiction.

    White privelege is a hella drug.

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  4. Buttermilk Sky says:

    And she hasn’t kept up with relations between Trump and Uncle Chris. Not even lukewarm.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. pwarten says:

    This is where the zombie apocalypse starts: from a biting Karen.

    Liked by 3 people

  6. pwarten says:

    It should be a law where any person starts shouting at law enforcement “Do You Know Who I Am?” or “My Daddy Is Friends With Powerful People” or similar, that person gets held without bail and charged with First Degree Privileged Assholery, with a minimum of twenty years to life.

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  7. Zorba says:

    She’s just mad because they weren’t drug mules, and she couldn’t get any drugs from them. (She sure acts like she’s on something, doesn’t she?)

    Liked by 3 people

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