The terrible sand people of the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan.
The Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan are letting down failed gooberner candidate Kari Lake:
Will no one be willing to fall on the grenade for Kari? What kind of MONSTERS are you people?
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Mock Paper Scissors 
A Nazi would expect no less.
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The Republican AG of Cochise county is weighing charges against the moron County Supes who are not certifying the election; Katie Hobbes (wearing her SoS hat) is suing them for failure to certify (which neatly derails Krazy Lake’s assertion that Hobbes couldn’t fairly administer the election) https://www.myheraldreview.com/news/cochise_county/former-attorney-general-county-attorney-ask-for-charges-against-crosby-judd/article_0ea33a1a-70f9-11ed-b152-ebb07574a4dc.html
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The headline writer failed to put the ass in canvass.
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Wow. Just wow.
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The wall they get around their capitol building is not the wall they were expecting.
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She sounds indignant, even, as if this is going through her head:
‘And after all I’ve taken from I mean done for you ungrateful people…’
Hah. Maybe she bit her tongue keeping that in.
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I wish someone had the guts to go to jail for scraping the Vaseline off the camera lens so we can see the real (S)keri Lake.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH[gaaaaasssp] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This happened at the court hearing today: The Dupes Supes told the court they were being represented by a lawyer ho hadn’t said he was taking the case…
(this is apparently a lawyer who got stiffed by the CyberNinjas and that whole dumpsterfirenado shitshow of an ‘2020 AZ audit’ )
Some good memes in the thread, lotsa Dewey, Cheatham and Howe jokes 🙂
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Oh God Stop! Please just MAKE IT Stop!!! (Mrs BDR is trying to kill me here )
WHY the Lawyer may not have taken the case…the AZ Lege passed a law last year in the name of ‘election integritude’ that prohibits public officials from hiring private counsel for election matters
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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And the judge told them to fucking knock off the bullshit and certify by 5pm or go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
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And they caved.
Thus ends their very clever plan to cry “foul and fraud” when their county’s votes were not counted in the state-wide election.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/arizona-county-that-balked-at-certifying-election-results-finalizes-tally-after-court-order/ar-AA14O1oj
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Kari says “Go ahead and arrest me”; Kari means “no, don’t arrest me, that’s for the little people when they follow through on the voter intimidation campaign by actually shooting people.”
Kari says “This is a botched election”; Kari means “I’m grandstanding for the orange chief but also regret not fixing the election well enough to take it. We botched that.”
Kari says “you’re disenfranchising voters…”; Kari means “you’re not disenfranchising the right voters”
Shall I try exaggeration next?
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Poe’s Law applies.
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I don’t know how to take this. I’m either proud or embarrassed. Which fits the theme, I guess.
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