News That Will Drive You To Drink

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I’m Raphael Warnock and I approve this message. You ever watch a stupid movie late at night? You’re going to get better. Don’t get better. But you keep watching it. Anyway. I was watching this movie watching this movie called Fright Night Free Tonight and some kind of a night, but it’s about vampires, vampires, some people, what the hell is he talking about? A real wild wolf can kill a vampire. Did you know that? I never knew that? So I don’t want to be a vampire anymore. I want to be a werewolf. You’re serious about this, right? So I’ve been telling this little story about this bull out in the field. Six cars, three of them are pregnant. There’s no substance, there’s nothing. So you know, you got something going on. It makes me want to laugh and then it makes me think we’re in trouble. I was decided to china. So when china gets out there, no one’s watching this and being like, oh man, that guy’s got it together. It is embarrassing. Let’s call it what it is. It is embarrassing.

Man, that’s just devastating to use his own words like that; but showing the reaction from polling subject is [* Chef Kiss *]

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3 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. glitterbug says:

    Dumber than Georgia asphalt.

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    The guy needs to be institutionalized and medicated, not elected.


  3. roket says:

    Work work work. Hershel Walker has a very impotent erection coming up Y’all.


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