Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

One of the defining characteristics of the modern Republican Party (other than their love of swastikas and hoods) is that they are determined to live in a walled garden to keep the dreaded Libtard Snowflakes away from them. [Insert your own Brave, Brave Sir Robin joke here.] From ReaganBook onward, it’s been one colossal failure after another.

They keep proving that ideological world building doesn’t work:

A Texas fintech company that marketed itself as an “anti-woke” alternative for “pro-freedom” Americans has shut down.

Imagine thinking that Wall Street Banks are too liberal. The mind, it boggles.

GloriFi, based in Texas, made its debut in September, allowing customers who felt Wall Street was too liberal to open checking and savings accounts and apply for credit cards. Less than three months later, however, the bottom fell out after necessary funding did not come through.

The company, which received initial backing from a group of A-list money types including Peter Thiel and Ken Griffin, was hoping to merge with a SPAC called DHC Acquisition Corp., but the terms of the deal required it to raise $60 million in additional cash. It failed to do so, leading to the dissolution.

We’ve relayed earlier stories about the white alpha-male drunken shenanigans at the HQ, which was the mansion of  the Texas millionaire founder, and the on-going exodus of competent people and paranoia of the remaining libertarian ideologues, so I guess this fireball was inevitable, but still what a fun implosion to add to Peter Thiel’s life-long dream of creating a libertarian paradise.

This entry was posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Peter Thiel, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy. Bookmark the permalink.

5 Responses to Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

  1. Why it’s almost (and bear with me here, this is a shocker!) its as if forming a society composed of selfish greedheads who all think they’re ‘better than society’ only ever leads to failure and feral bears terrorizing the neighborhood.

    And the ever fresh Bob, the Angry Flower:

    Liked by 3 people

  2. mr perfect says:

    Atlas Shrugged is to libertarians as to what the White Album was to Charlie Manson.

    Liked by 2 people

    • Well it would be if Charlie Manson had a song credit in the White Album. Ayn was every bit the amoral sociopath that Charlie was, and her influence had a vastly greater impact on society.

      His followers merely murdered a few people; her’s laid the groundwork for the greatest economic disaster since the Great Depression.

      “Those of us who have looked to the self-interest of lending institutions to protect shareholder’s equity — myself especially — are in a state of shocked disbelief,” said Greenspan, who stepped down from the Fed in 2006.

      https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-financial-greenspan/greenspan-shocked-at-credit-breakdown-idUKTRE49M5SJ20081023

      (Alan Greenspan was a member of her inner circle/cult for years and her influence on the Al Capone ‘Chicago School’ of economics was huge)

      I prefer the John Rogers version:

      “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”

      Liked by 2 people

  3. laura says:

    Insert Nelson Muntz HaHa gif here

    Liked by 1 person

Comments are closed.