Fox News emeritus and failed gubernatorial candidate for the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan Kari Lake says that she’s still in it to win it:
In a video posted to social media Thursday morning, Arizona GOP gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake vowed she was “still in this fight” after losing her race to Democrat Katie Hobbs.
Lake — an ardent supporter of former president Donald Trump who helped spread his baseless claims of widespread electoral fraud — also alleged without providing evidence that Hobbs, the Arizona secretary of state, had disenfranchised voters.
“For two years I’ve been sounding the alarm about our broken election system here in Arizona, and this past week has confirmed everything we’ve been saying,” Lake said in the video. She claimed that “nearly half of all polling locations” in Maricopa County had problems; Maricopa County officials said about 30 percent experienced problems.
“I’m busy here collecting evidence and data,” Lake said, adding that she was exploring “every avenue to correct the many wrongs that have been done this past week.”
Look, we all know that according to Republicans anytime a Democrat wins it was due to cheating. There were some problems in Maricopa County, but in the end no one’s vote was disenfranchised so it is hard to see what the grounds to sue would be.
But it doesn’t matter much. Lake is performing for an audience of loyal MAGAGAs (the new slogan, I am told is Make America Great and Glorious Again, and buy new red hats, please, suckers) and of course for the big Velveeta hisself, Fat Nixon. He’s gotta pick a new Cabinet, after all.
Bet he wants her to be Secretary of Sit On My Lap, And Do You Mind If I Call You Ivanka?
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Ugh. Just ugh. I cannot believe we cannot be rid of this person-to a prison, where he belongs.
Make America Great and Glorious Again
She looks like Tammy Faye Baker.