Hours before Lord Damp terrorized us with his entry into the 2024 Goat Rodeo, he signed a licensing deal with Saudi developer Dar Al Arakan to build a new golf course, hotel, and thousands of residential units in the Oman capital of Muscat. We bring up this deal because it raises the all-too-familiar ethical conflicts that our ex-Grifter-in-Chief has never shown any interest in resolving, especially his relationship with the treacherous Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

The 2X impeached LOSER has an infamously close relationship with Crown Prince Bone Saw (who is credibly assumed to have vivisected a WaPo reporter and burned the remains [checks notes] at an embassy), and since leaving office the short-fingered vulgarian has hosted multiple Saudi-funded LIV golf tournaments (and classified document sales, ALLEGEDLY) at his properties.

And of course the mango-hued shitgibbon’s own Fratsputin Jared Kushner (the peace in the mideast middle manager) also received a $2B Ameros investment from a Saudi sovereign wealth fund for his new investment fund, over the objections of their own governing board. Go figure.

When Twizzler —who oversees the global real-estate interests for the Crime Family— was asked if such deals would come to a halt if his father was elected again, he responded,

“You can expect more hotel and golf deals overseas in the future,” Eric Trump said in a text exchange.

Indeed. Those document don’t sell themselves (ALLEGED).