Trump to Announce Tomorrow

2024 Goat Rodeo

Hair Füror sucks

Rupert Murdoch and Republican elites might have decided that Hair Füror is damaged goods, but the Red Hats are still strictly in Lord Damp Nut’s back pocket.

“Trumpy Republican candidates failed at the ballot box in states that were clearly winnable. Since his unlikely victory in 2016 against the widely disliked Hillary Clinton, Mr. Trump has a perfect record of electoral defeat.” —WSJ Editorial

The 2024 Goat Rodeo Nomination is his, if he wants it, the primary voters are barnacles on the SS Losertainia and will not be shaken loose because some Bulwark guy demand it:

The Bulwark has been wrong 100% of the time, I don’t see anything new here

Our Failed Political Press ™ is already declaring Hair Füror dead and buried and are breathlessly promoting pugnacious pud Ron DeSanctimonious as the heir apparent:the Trump without the Baggage meme, and it’s nonsense. I’m old enough to remember when it was inevitable that the nominee was going to be a different governor of Floriduh: ¡JEB!. And remember when it was going to be goofy dimwit Scott Walker? And then godzilla-like Chris Christi, who probably is the spiritual twin of DeathSantis.

The sad fact remains that Possum Holler elected Fat Nixon with the most votes of any Republican candidate in the history of Republican politics. Possum Hollar has not gone anywhere just because [checks notes] effete Bloody Bill Kristol demands it.

DeSanctimonious, if he’s smart (and that’s highly doubtful) will wait until 2028 when he can  stomp on mopes and dopes like charisma-challenged Tom Cotton, Zodiac Kill Ted Cruz,  metro-sexual coward Josh Hawley, Rubio the Dim, Friendly Fascist dad Glenn Youngkin. If DeSantis goes up against Pol POTUS in 2024 and loses, his career ends right there. He has time.

“Our party has one major asset, contra conventional wisdom, to rally these voters: President Donald Trump. Now, more than ever, our party needs President Trump’s leadership to turn these voters out and suffers for his absence from the stage.”

—Hillbilly Effigy and complete fraud, Senator-elect JD Vance sees the writing on the wall

Tomorrow’s allegedly the day, the house odds are on twice-impeached LOSER ex-President Stupid  announcing his re-election and giving Sen. Warnock a big boost.

Your bets [Quatloos only!) will accepted in the comments.

[Trump suggests he’ll launch his 2024 presidential campaign on Nov. 15 in Florida]

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6 Responses to Trump to Announce Tomorrow

  1. Stony Pillow says:

    “It is not merely for today, but for all time to come that we should perpetuate for our children’s children this great and free government, which we have enjoyed all our lives. I beg you to remember this, not merely for my sake, but for yours . . . This nation is worth fighting for, to secure such an inestimable jewel.”
    -A. Lincoln

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  2. Win-win as I see it … if he runs, he loses and drags down Destankis, maybe gets arrested somewhere in the mix. If he doesn’t run, he maybe gets arrested.
    I hope he runs like ‘rhea.

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    I’m expecting him to announce for the fact that TFG cannot keep quiet about anything. I’m a little surprised that Vance said, “Now, more than ever, our party needs President Trump’s leadership to turn these voters out and suffers for his absence from the stage.” Trump is only in it to feed his vast ego. He is incapable of understanding that most everyone is tired of his shit. The future of the GQP has never been more uncertain…

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  4. Martin Pollard says:

    If TFG runs and somehow loses to (insert R name here) in the primaries, I fully expect him to put together the Spite Party in order to burn the GQP to the ground for spurning him. With the vote split, (insert D name here) should win the general in a cakewalk.

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  5. roket says:

    And here I was expecting indictments this week. Silly me.

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  6. w3ski4me says:

    I just want to know how much trouble he will cause when he loses this time. I hope the heck the National Guard is ready for it. Man the DOJ had really let us down.


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