2024 Goat Rodeo
Rupert Murdoch and Republican elites might have decided that Hair Füror is damaged goods, but the Red Hats are still strictly in Lord Damp Nut’s back pocket.
“Trumpy Republican candidates failed at the ballot box in states that were clearly winnable. Since his unlikely victory in 2016 against the widely disliked Hillary Clinton, Mr. Trump has a perfect record of electoral defeat.” —WSJ Editorial
The 2024 Goat Rodeo Nomination is his, if he wants it, the primary voters are barnacles on the SS Losertainia and will not be shaken loose because some Bulwark guy demand it:
The Bulwark has been wrong 100% of the time, I don’t see anything new here
Our Failed Political Press ™ is already declaring Hair Füror dead and buried and are breathlessly promoting pugnacious pud Ron DeSanctimonious as the heir apparent:the Trump without the Baggage meme, and it’s nonsense. I’m old enough to remember when it was inevitable that the nominee was going to be a different governor of Floriduh: ¡JEB!. And remember when it was going to be goofy dimwit Scott Walker? And then godzilla-like Chris Christi, who probably is the spiritual twin of DeathSantis.
The sad fact remains that Possum Holler elected Fat Nixon with the most votes of any Republican candidate in the history of Republican politics. Possum Hollar has not gone anywhere just because [checks notes] effete Bloody Bill Kristol demands it.
DeSanctimonious, if he’s smart (and that’s highly doubtful) will wait until 2028 when he can stomp on mopes and dopes like charisma-challenged Tom Cotton, Zodiac Kill Ted Cruz, metro-sexual coward Josh Hawley, Rubio the Dim, Friendly Fascist dad Glenn Youngkin. If DeSantis goes up against Pol POTUS in 2024 and loses, his career ends right there. He has time.
“Our party has one major asset, contra conventional wisdom, to rally these voters: President Donald Trump. Now, more than ever, our party needs President Trump’s leadership to turn these voters out and suffers for his absence from the stage.”
—Hillbilly Effigy and complete fraud, Senator-elect JD Vance sees the writing on the wall
Tomorrow’s allegedly the day, the house odds are on twice-impeached LOSER ex-President Stupid announcing his re-election and giving Sen. Warnock a big boost.
Your bets [Quatloos only!) will accepted in the comments.