Report: The Velociraptors Found Another Door

Seething Rage.
(image courtesy Scissorhead MonkeyFister)

As widely reported, stable jenius and orange tufted troll Lord Damp Nut is a man with many anger issues who will seek any weapon at hand to smite his enemies. One could argue that the entire point of his 4th Reich was to seek revenge on former President Obama for famously publicly mocking him at the Nerd Prom. Certainly he tried to erase all of Obama’s accomplishments (and largely succeeded).

Anyway, Axios morning email thingie is reporting that —as long suspected— the Count of Mostly Crisco tried to use the IRS as his weapon of choice (all weird formatting is totally theirs) against his enemies:

President Trump repeatedly told John Kelly, his second White House chief of staff, that he wanted the IRS to investigate his political enemies, the N.Y. Times’ Michael Schmidt reports(subscription).

  • Kelly said in response to questions from The Times that Trump — who’s expected to announce his 2024 presidential campaign tomorrow night — said “we ought to investigate” and “get the IRS on” former FBI director James Comey and his deputy, Andrew McCabe.

Kelly told The Times that “he believes that he led Mr. Trump during his tenure as chief of staff to forgo trying to have such investigations conducted.”

  • The Times reported in July that Comey and McCabe were both selected for a rare, highly intrusive IRS audit after Kelly left.

🥊 Reality check: N.Y. Times Upshot later calculated that the chances both men would be randomly selected for the audit were 1 in 82 million.

All of this is speculation, of course, and even odds of 1 in 82 million means it could be possible. And I am the Czar of all the Russias.

I do not think this is a new story, per se, I remember quite a lot of speculation about it at the time (when both men were audited). What is new is that Kelly seems to confirm that Lord Damp Nut wanted to do it. That the IRS did do it as demanded is really the scandal here.

I’ve often compared the 4th Reich to the velociraptors rattling the door knobs looking for a way in. The IRS is yet another door they opened we need to strengthen to prevent them from doing it again.

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3 Responses to Report: The Velociraptors Found Another Door

  1. w3ski4me says:

    The fascists literally took us over. Only by divine help, did they not do us any worse than they did. We are still up to our ears in swamp water because of their influences. I wonder just how much it will take to really root those bastards out. They surely haven’t given up.

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  2. MDavis says:

    If all the means he used to harass those he perceived as enemies were used on him, I’d take odds that the hit rate for crimes found would approach 100 per cent.
    (“of this sort”; i.e.: not that rabble-rousing “beat them up” stuff – although that could be another treasure trove of crime as it could allegedly be unprotected speech)

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