Area Man Addresses Weird Extremist Group, Worries What Could Go Wrong

“…but first, a little ru-ru!”

Infamous and loathed Witch-Burner and illegitimate SCOTUS Justice Sam Alito got a prolonged standing ovation at the Federalist Society:

Tiger Beat:

…the gathering Thursday took place under unusual secrecy and unprecedented security. The program for the dinner was not announced in advance, even though individual justices have served as keynote speakers in past years.

Plainclothes police shadowed the justices, uniformed police were stationed around the perimeter of the event and Supreme Court police armed with assault rifles stood near journalists on a balcony overlooking the hall.

Always the drama queen, Sammie. We don’t have the unhinged red hats longing to harm traitors like you; oddly we still believe in the Law, admittedly not as much as before, though.

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2 Responses to Area Man Addresses Weird Extremist Group, Worries What Could Go Wrong

  1. purplehead says:

    I see that Mr. Scalito has developed raccoon eyes. (No malice to our trash-panda friends intended.) Must be from the horrid nightmare dreams he has about the real world.

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  2. MDavis says:

    Supreme Court police armed with assault rifles stood near journalists

    Aren’t these the people who told us the IRS agents were getting the assault rifles?

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