Happy Hour News
Hair Füror is in an hours-long temper tantrum because he cannot find someone to blame for his candidates doing badly:
As we all know, the Count of Mostly Crisco can never fail, he only can be failed, so he’s looking for someone to blame, and you’ll never guess who he’s settling on:
Yup, Mel talked him into it. Right.
And of course this impacts his vewwy, vewwy big announcement:
We’re not saying that the mango-hued shitgibbon is worried, you know, that Ron DeSanctimonious is breathing on his tailpipes, we’ll let him tell you what’s on his (ALLEGED) mind:
“Now that the Election in Florida is over, and everything went quite well, shouldn’t it be said that in 2020, I got 1.1 Million more votes in Florida than Ron D got this year, 5.7 Million to 4.6 Million? Just asking?”