News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Hair Füror is in an hours-long temper tantrum because he cannot find someone to blame for his candidates doing badly:

As we all know, the Count of Mostly Crisco can never fail, he only can be failed, so he’s looking for someone to blame, and you’ll never guess who he’s settling on:

Yup, Mel talked him into it. Right.

And of course this impacts his vewwy, vewwy big announcement:

We’re not saying that the mango-hued shitgibbon is worried, you know, that Ron DeSanctimonious is breathing on his tailpipes, we’ll let him tell you what’s on his (ALLEGED) mind:

“Now that the Election in Florida is over, and everything went quite well, shouldn’t it be said that in 2020, I got 1.1 Million more votes in Florida than Ron D got this year, 5.7 Million to 4.6 Million? Just asking?”

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Oneofthebobs says:

    Looks like TFG is playing ketchup.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    TFG has a choice be humiliated on social media by being the biggest loser the world has ever known, or find a lawyer stupid enough to believe he’ll pay his own legal bills.

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  3. I got 1.1 Million more votes in Florida than Ron D got this year, 5.7 Million to 4.6 Million? Just asking?”

    Still lost yah loser.

    (This seems to be a particular fetish of his and his cultists…I still see LTTE where people are claiming he must have won in 2020, because “…he got more votes than any other incumbent president in history!” )


  4. w3ski4me says:

    His ego is near the size of a raincloud, shadowing an otherwise sunny field. I so hope he falls flat on his face this time around. Please let sanity prevail. He has made a lot of enemies, as well as the millions that voted against him the last time. He clings to the idea of being powerful as a leach clings to a leg. And with nothing more than a leach to offer. Be it Prison or at least an even more humiliating election defeat, this slug must be put out of our misery. It sickens me that anyone puts their hope in this steaming pile of horse shit.

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