News That Will Drive You to Drink

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The Golden Schlafly!

Our special correspondent Scissorhead Ali Redford reports back with news of Mrs. Ron DeSanctimonious and how she is deserving of the Golden Schlafly for A Woman Setting Other Women Back for tweeting that hideous ad to an unsuspecting nation.

All of those links Ali presents are A+, but if I had to pick one as a favorite, it would be Vixen Strangely’s Strangely Blogged and this transition in particular:

(Casey DeSantis–brainwashed tradwife or religiously-literate brains behind the rattan throne? Also too, don’t care.)

On the nth day, the creator endowed me with an amazing gag-reflex, but I sputtered a little over this one.

And that, kids, is how it is done. Deep bow with a mighty flourish in Vixen’s direction.

(Thanks Ali, you are a peach!)

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. Jimmy T says:

    I’ve been a long time fan of Vixen Strangely, and as usual she has an unparalleled way with words, as well as a welcomed mean streak…

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    And yeah, I second your characterization of Ali being a peach…


    • Jimmy T says:

      I really like this phrase, “It is a ‘mom and pop’ shop of malice.” This one too, “What DeSantis just did in Martha’s Vineyard is frontally assault the Sermon on the Mount, and the basic core concepts of all the world’s major religions.” One last quote, “He is a “little Eichmann,” which makes him a perfect fit for MAGA.” My respect for Steve Schmidt has increased dramatically. I suggest this article be passed around, and thanks BDR for posting it…

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  3. ali redford says:

    Aww; I’m blushing hard. Meanwhile, back to the talent!


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