Midday Palate Cleanser

It’s been said that birds are jerks, and I submit this into evidence.

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9 Responses to Midday Palate Cleanser

  1. Jerk or not, the jerk has taste, he went for the real Airpods..

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  2. Oneofthebobs says:

    Just a distraction. His partner got the reporter’s wallet.

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  3. Well, I’ll be … a jerk with an ebay seller’s account -good man!

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  4. Doug says:

    Staged. Part of the anti bird conspiracy.

    Convince me otherwise.

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  5. William Huber says:

    I was once doing a job at the NIH campus in Bethesda and I was taking a break to have breakfast out back of a building when a bird swooped down and flew away with half a freaking bagel! I though they ate seeds ! So anyway I hope the babies back at the nest were fans of cream cheese.

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  6. pagan in repose says:

    I was in town the other day and in the parking lot there was part of a discarded pizza on the ground and the collection of birds fighting over it was really entertaining. The birds are definitely a survival of the largest group, because when the crows arrived all the smaller birds made way for them as if they were royalty. Also the crows could actually fly away to eat in peace because they could fly with a large piece of pizza as opposed to the smaller birds who had to eat on it while it was still in larger pieces on the ground. You gotta give ’em credit for their entertainment qualities. The pizza was gone after about a half as hour of bird politics in action.

    It definitely was a case of old age enjoying the little things in life.


    • MDavis says:

      Crows, as in plural?
      We once drove by a group of crows surrounding a lone hawk on the ground. It appeared the hawk had caught some small animal and was hiding it by sort of caping his wings…
      He was bigger than the crows, but odds were the crows had a bit of a nibble that day and the hawk was left with finding a different lunch.


  7. could have been worse; the jerk could have done that thing where he mounts and copulates with the dude’s head…


  8. CalicoJack says:

    At least it didn’t poop on him. That’s something they never show in the pirate movies. Those damn birds poop whenever and wherever they want including on you! Damn birds.


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