One Lump of Stupid or Two, Ted Cruz?

Today, in water-seeks-its-own-level news, we learn that during the Stupid Coup while Proud-Boi Lite metrosexual Sen. Josh Hawley was doing wind-sprints, 2024 Goat Rodeo wannabe  Sen. Ted Cruz hid in a closet:

Senator Ted Cruz has revealed he was in a “a supply closet with stacked chairs” during part of the January 6 storming of Congress.

We don’t know what the supplies in the closet were, but I feel certain that professional courtesy played a role.

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7 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two, Ted Cruz?

  1. skinnydennis says:

    Maybe he thought Clint was in there with his chair.

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  2. But why, Ted? I am reliably informed that they were patriots, strolling around peacefully, just like any other tourist group. Why didn’t you greet them with open arms and handshakes?

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    I have always felt that homophobes and racists, and other such haters, are the ones that belong in the closet. Ted here being high on that list, should have just stayed there. At least he consciously knew where to go, like any other cockroach, he went to a dark place to hide.

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