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Last Time Trump Touched Bible

Today’s the day that short-fingered,  hunka-hunka burning love Lord Damp Nut is deposed, under oath, in the Rape/Defamation case.

Former President Donald Trump is set to answer questions under oath Wednesday as part of the defamation lawsuit brought by former magazine columnist E. Jean Carroll.

Last week, a federal judge cleared the way for Trump’s testimony saying the former President had already taken steps to delay the case and he “should not be able to run out the clock.”

It is not clear if Trump will answer questions when he is deposed by Carroll’s attorney.

Lawyers for Trump and Carroll have declined to comment.

Carroll sued Trump in 2019 for defamation after he denied her claim that he raped her in a New York department store in the mid-1990s. She was scheduled to sit for her deposition last Friday.

Aside from Bibles bursting into flames when he swears on one (and which swear will he use?), I don’t think anyone is expecting to hear much more that him braying “fifth” at the lawyers.

The very idea of this man telling nothing but the truth is a SNL skit.

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14 Responses to Your Morning Stupid

  1. osirisopto says:

    Given his well-known ability to shut the fuck up I think his lawyers will kill him just after he confesses to the Jack the Ripper slayings, but before claiming to have mentored Ted Bundy.

    Please no drinking games. We’ll all end up with alcohol poisoning.

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    Just gonna drop this off…

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    I feel so sorry for that woman. This has been dragged around for how many years now? First, he raped her, and then he had to go and slander her for good measure. I hate the orange slug anyway but this is shit icing on the shit cake. He so needs to pay, big time.
    Of course, there are also the Treason and Espionage charges to hopefully come. Maybe they can get her money out before his big collapse? I hope so.
    Maybe if she wins, a few more will come up and we can do a Harvey Weinstein with him.

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  4. Stony Pillow says:

    The Fifth won’t help, statute of limitations.

    He’ll play stupid. It’s his ace in the hole.

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  5. w3ski4me says:

    Huffing his own farts.

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  6. Buttermilk Sky says:

    I hope her lawyer asks what “type” he prefers to rape.

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  7. roket says:

    In regards to the US legal system, TFG is his own worst enemy. This is a good thing, also too.

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