Stable Genius Reacts

Stable Jenius Prznint Stupid
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Guys, twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid took the bait and replied to the Jan. 6 Committee:

Former president Donald Trump on Friday lambasted the House select committee investigating the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol but was silent on whether he would comply with a subpoena for testimony and documents in a 14-page letter sent to its chairman.

Does anyone believe that ex-Prznint Stupid could write 14 pages of anything?

“Despite very poor television ratings, the Unselect Committee has perpetuated a Show Trial the likes of which this Country has never seen before. There is no Due Process, no Cross-Examination, no ‘real’ Republican members, and no legitimacy since you do not talk about Election Fraud or not calling up the troops. It is a Witch Hunt of the highest level, a continuation of what has been going on for years.”

Oh. Wait. That does sound unhinged. And here’s the first sentence as it actually appears:

“THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2020 WAS RIGGED AND STOLEN!”

It’s like reading Valery Solanis’ SCUM Manifesto. It’s nuts and so is he.

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14 Responses to Stable Genius Reacts

  1. I’ve been wondering if he would eventually try to fall back on a kind of insanity defense, but the arguments against are 1) he’s too vain and 2) in this political climate, who could tell what insane is anymore? I think he sounds mental, but it’s mostly because he’s flailing.

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  2. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Don’t fall for it. Actors who showed up for Trump’s escalator performance in 2015 are still waiting to be paid.

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  3. roket says:

    I’m of the opinion that Stephen Miller’s fingerprints are all over this shite.

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    • MDavis says:

      You should get some kind of prize.
      Skip to about 3:20 in this interview – Cohen, who knew tfg a long time and knows Miller too, I’m guessing, shot that name out as possible author.

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  4. The language and the Bizarre Caps are his.
    The orange knucklefuck dictated it, in endless rambling fashion, to some overpaid nitwit and then went over the rough draft with an ass-scented black sharpie.

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    • osirisopto says:

      I don’t know about that, Claude.

      There was no mention of the biggest inauguration crowd in human history. No mention of his secret Knighthood, or how he saved the planet from the invading aliens, either.

      Although, I did note the use of the “Royal We”, or “Our” that wasn’t capitalized.

      And it is definitely well into the spittle spewing range of an incoherent rant, but only one venti Americano from Starbucks short of an unhinged manifesto.

      So, yeah. The coffee boy earned his ketchup packet and sugar cube that day.

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  5. laura says:

    The SCUM manifesto was way more cogent than the Letter of Butthurt with extreme prejudice to the Committee. If I may offer a more apt comparison- the Dr Bronner’s soap labels.

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  6. pagan in repose says:

    Write 14 pages? I doubt he could just number the pages sequentially, let alone have a cohesive thought for 14 pages.

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  7. MDavis says:

    That first link goes to an article about a Warnock-Walker debate.

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  8. MDavis says:

    That 14 page document is four pages of the rant followed by an “Appendix”
    – Two pages of pictures of crowds, not annotated, just pictures of crowds.
    – Two pages of Arizona bullet points of vote conspiracy theories.
    – Two of same for Georgia
    – One for Michigan
    – One for Pennsylvania
    – Two for Wisconsin
    So four pages of the rant/letter followed by a bunch of bs he’s been hoarding and nursing like a broody hen for years now.
    Which explains how he managed to get up to 14 pages.
    What was it that professor said about him? That Wharton professor? I bet he saw a couple of assignments padded this way to reach the assigned page count.

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