Is there anyone in his life that can please get Elon Musk some help?
Elon Musk sells millions worth of new perfume, ‘Burnt Hair,’ within hours of its release
I’ll say it again: every billionaire is proof of tax policy failure, and capitalism run amok.
Mock Paper Scissors 
I’d suggest locking him in a small room with TFG, Herschel Walker, and Matt Gaetz but that would be unkind to Walker.
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can i just say- ew?
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Musk is so far beyond his “sell by” date he isn’t funny. He’s cruising into Kardashian overexposure territory IMO. Everything about him screams “overentitled billionaire freak.”
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If I understand this, he was involved in putting out a product whose advertising is effectively saying “we’re pranking you!” and got people to buy 20,000 bottles of the stuff?
Emojis fail me. Clown doesn’t cover this one.
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He has an army of Muskbois like Immortan Joe has his War Boys, only significantly more cultish.
He could literally offer his shit for sale and they’d fight each other to buy a scrap.
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“My Shit Don’t Stink – change my mind”
Elon, probably.
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Also no more prankish than his Boring company and he’s made a fuckton of money off of that. “Here, I’ve come up with a new mass transit paradigm! It has all the disadvantages of a subway with all the disadvantages of individual car transport”
He invented a Disney ride and conned cities into forking over millions.
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🎶Ooo-oo that smell!
Can’t you smell that smell?
The smell of troll surrounds you🎵
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Dude, you spent a ton getting that muskrat glued to your head – and now you’re burning it? No respect.
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“I’ll say it again: every billionaire is proof of tax policy failure, and capitalism run amok.” This and soooo much more. Number one: no human being can remain sane with that much money. Plus they can’t stop wanting even more money.
It is bad for our country, economics, and Democracies everywhere.
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We need to combine his fragrance and Gwinnith Paltrow’s candle entry, into one odor. I won’t even name it here.
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Burning Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV of course!
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You Know Where You Can Lick Me
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Gwinnith Paltrow’s candle entry
I had to look this up. Now I understand fully why she is held in such contempt.
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