News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Nebraska Sen. Ben Sasse (R) to retire, colleagues say, “Who?”

WASHINGTON — Sen. Ben Sasse, R-Neb., who frequently clashed with former President Donald Trump but won a second term in 2020, is expected to resign before the end of the year, a source familiar with the move confirmed to NBC News on Thursday.

In case you need a refresher, Sasse was the genius that was trying to get the US Capitol to move to… Nebraska because he thought if it was in the center of the country, uh, people would be more centered. I’m totally not making that up.

And now, he’s leaving to become president of the University of Floriduh, which I think makes him an employee of Ron DeSantis, and unlikely to be in the 2024 Goat Rodeo, so he’s a scratch.

First order of business, move the University…

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2 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. osirisopto says:

    DeSantis/Sasse 2024

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  2. laura says:

    Ben Sasse is the Jeff Flake of Tim Pawlenty’s.


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