Faster than Speeding Buffet…

From the MAGA Haberman book:

Maggie Haberman reports in Confidence Man, out Tuesday, that when former President Trump was about to be discharged after COVID treatment, he had an idea that he eventually abandoned: “[H]e would be wheeled out of Walter Reed in a chair and, once outdoors, he would dramatically stand up, then open his button-down dress shirt to reveal [a] Superman logo beneath it. (Trump was so serious about it that he called the campaign headquarters to instruct an aide, Max Miller, to procure the Superman shirts; Miller was sent to a Virginia big-box store.)”

He has the mind of a child.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

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10 Responses to Faster than Speeding Buffet…

  1. His entire campaign and presidency was run as if it was a WWF event. All keyfabe, no reality.

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  2. MDavis says:

    He has the mind of a child.

    He should give it back. He’s getting it all dirty.
    — h/t Benny Hill

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  3. artahzen says:

    The mind of who’s child? I have a child. Tffg’s mind is not atall like hers.

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  4. Martin Pollard says:

    Boy, those Silver Age comic book storylines were pretty wacky, eh? They were to the modern comics age like the 70s/80s/90s superhero TV shows and movies were to the Marvel/DC cinematic films and shows of today. (The Adam West “Batman,” of course, was the exception; it never tried to be anything other than the Silver Age comics come to life.)

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  5. Redhand says:

    He has the mind of a child.

    No. He has the mind of a, of a, ahh, . . . chicken!

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  6. Richard Portman says:

    Chris Christy is that you? Get your fat ass out here and help us.
    Sorry. There is a fat New Jersey politician named Chris Christy, right?
    He used to be a governor of New Jersey? They had a Hurricane they called Sandy? I wouldn’t even ask, but times are hard. No harm in asking
    Or is this whole thing a bad dream and it never happened?

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  7. roket says:

    At his age, TFG will never figure out how trademarks and copyrights work. Not that he cares or anything.

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  8. “He has the mind of a child”. Not all children are sweet & nice. I was bullied by plenty of nasty, mean, entitled brats.

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  9. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Are you implying that he has a mind? I beg to differ, I think he (mal)functions on ego alone.

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