The Morning Quote

K-Mac’s Political Machine Hard At Work

Our morning quote comes from Michael Fanone —the former Washington police officer who was seriously injured during the Stupid Coup— as he opines loquacious about would-be Speaker of the House Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R):

I think at night, when the lights are turned off, Abe Lincoln and Ronald Reagan have some pretty choice words to say about the fact that they have to hang on Kevin McCarthy’s wall.

They did some fucking above-average things. And they’ve got to adorn the wall of this fucking weasel bitch named Kevin McCarthy, with his fake fucking spray-on tan, whose fucking claim to fame, at least in my eyes, is the fact that he amassed a collection of Donald Trump’s favorite-flavored Starburst, put them in a Mason jar, and presented them to fucking Donald Trump. What the fuck, dude?

I am never going to learn to swear as authentically as Mr. Falone, it doesn’t matter how many times it has been my New Year Resolution, I just don’t have it in me to come up with anything in the league of eff’ing weasel bitch.

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6 Responses to The Morning Quote

  1. osirisopto says:

    You need first person contact to come up with things likes effing weasel bitch.

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  2. heydave says:

    Fuckin A, my hat’s off to this guy.

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  3. glitterbug says:

    Born and raised in North Jersey (Fucking Dotard was all over the local news in the pre-internet 80’s).

    Exiled 25 years to South fucking Jersey.

    It just fucking rolls off my tongue 🙂

    Fanone is a pro!

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  4. MDavis says:

    Raised with my dad, who cussed like a template for the dad in A Christmas Story, but his “best” stuff was doing battle with car repairs and maintenance, not the furnace.
    I don’t even fuckin notice when I’m vulgarly cussing until it’s too late. It’s a problem.
    Tengrain, try this – when someone is being a raving dick-weasel, smile sweetly at them and repeat after me “I hope you have the day you deserve.” That’s one to build on. You don’t really need the f bombs or the c or m or s bombs to get your point across if it doesn’t come naturally. In fact, I think that was mom’s gig. She’d just be so nice back to jackoffs, and when she got fed up enough they simply were no longer spoken to.

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  5. This guy really thinks Lincoln & Reagan are hanging out together? Really?

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    • MDavis says:

      It’s a sign of a conservative. I took it as suggesting that the Republicans have lost the reasonable conservatives. It’s Qs all the way down, now.

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