America’s Sweatheart, Madge, is being dumped by her husband of 27 years. No reason was given, but according to TMZ
It’s not clear that Madge has set up her Tinder profile yet, but in addition to shooting at Democrats from helicopters, her hobbies include stalking Parkland High School shooting survivors, leaving weird and threatening letters at Nancy Pelosi’s office, and misinterpreting exhibits at the Holocaust Museum.
Which makes her plea for the FAKE NEWS!!1! to respect their privacy at this time particularly rich:
“Marriage is a wonderful thing and I’m a firm believer in it. Our society is formed by a husband and wife creating a family to nurture and protect. Together, Perry and I formed our family and raised three great kids. He gave me the best job title you can ever earn: Mom. I’ll always be grateful for how great of a dad he is to our children. This is a private and personal matter and I ask that the media respect our privacy at this time.”
Sure Madge. We will respect your privacy just like you have respected David Hogg’s privacy following his survival from a mass shooting.