More Unintended Consequences From Justice Sammie Alito’s Ruling: Kids on Birth Control

Congrats, Republicans:

Sixteen-year-old Adismarys Abreu had been discussing a long-lasting birth control implant with her mother for about a year as a potential solution to increasing menstrual pain.

Then Roe v. Wade was overturned, and Abreu joined the throng of teens rushing to their doctors as states began to ban or severely limit abortion.

“I’m definitely not ready to be pregnant,” said Abreu, who had Nexplanon — a reversible, matchstick-sized contraceptive — implanted in her arm in August. Her home state of Florida bans most abortions after 15 weeks, and not having that option is “such a scary thought,” she said.

Experts say the U.S. Supreme Court’s June ruling appears to be accelerating a trend of increased birth control use among teens, including long-acting reversible forms like intrauterine devices and implants. Appointments have surged and Planned Parenthood has been flooded with questions as doctors report demand even among teens who aren’t sexually active.

Here’s another unintended consequence from Trenton’s Torquemada Justice Sammie Alito: even the kids who are NOT sexually active are getting birth control.

Good job, sex-shaming, Xristians. Wouldn’t it have been easier to have supported sex-education in schools instead of practically forcing girls onto birth control?

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6 Responses to More Unintended Consequences From Justice Sammie Alito’s Ruling: Kids on Birth Control

  1. osirisopto says:

    The next step is to require any female using birth control to have “SLUT” tattooed on their forehead 40pt comic sans, in red ink.


  2. Honestly, ‘forcing them on birth control’ is hella better than jeebus-y bs like ‘having sex before marriage is like passing around used chewing gum’


  3. Oneofthebobs says:

    Seems like an intended consequence. Causing suffering is the goal.


  4. H-Bob says:

    “Torquemada Justice Sammie Alito” — good one! I thought he was “Associate Witchfinder Alito”.


  5. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy y’all!

    The smart money is on the implants. At least you’ll have it for the duration of its life when the GQP outlaws birth control and only black market pills are available and girls are having coathanger IUDs inserted in back alleys.



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