Here’s Some Lunchtime Stupid

[Retired Army colonel Doug Mastriano, a Republican state senator from Pennsylvania who is running for governor, poses at left in a Confederate uniform in a 2013-14 faculty photo at the U.S. Army Heritage and Education Center in Carlisle, Pennsylvania, U.S. April 9, 2014. Army War College/Handout via REUTERS]

Doug Mastriano is trying a new gambit to revive his lagging campaign for Pennsylvania goblin:

As campaign struggles, Doug Mastriano plans ‘40 days of fasting and prayer’

The Republican gubernatorial candidate is losing some support among GOP allies as his cash-strapped campaign turns to Twitter memes and, apparently, divine intervention.

I assume he does not mean the NSFW dildo company of the same name, but you never know.

Anyway, my favorite detail in the article:

The messaging has grown increasingly erratic, sometimes arguably bordering on nonsensical. One of Mastriano’s main attack strategies these days is emphasizing that he is taller than Shapiro.

That’s how ya win! A lotta woo and some size-shaming.

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9 Responses to Here’s Some Lunchtime Stupid

  1. It is to Nelson Laugh

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  2. Buttermilk Sky says:

    He could try accusing Shapiro of bewitching him and making his hair fall out. It worked in Salem.

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  3. *FelineMama* says:

    Does that “40 days” include, “AND NO DONOR donations”?? I’m sure it does. Just a slight, uh, “omission”.
    What’s in the ‘prayers’ dougie ????

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  4. purplehead says:

    I see they use all sorts of props to get their points across to their plinths.

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  5. roket says:

    This is code for my penis is bigger than your penis.

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  6. sorry, this is what I hear:

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  7. Ten Bears says:

    I grew up short. I pity the fool who makes something of it …

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