Kise is Sidelined and Wild Speculation As To Why

H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D

This was predictable: Hair Füror has already side-lined his $3M Amero white-color lawyer working on his possible espionage case, you know, for stealing state secrets and hiding the documents at Merde-a-Lardo:

The newest addition to former President Donald Trump’s legal team, Chris Kise, has been sidelined from the Mar-a-Lago documents investigation less than a month after he was brought on to represent Trump in the matter, two sources familiar with the move tell CNN.

Kise is expected to remain on Trump’s legal team but is not leading the work related to the federal government’s investigation into how the former President handled 11,000 documents seized from his Florida home in August following a lengthy effort by the government to retrieve them. The reason for the shift in Kise’s role remains unclear and he may instead focus his efforts on the other investigations Trump is facing, which range from his business practices to the January 6 insurrection.

The move is notable given Kise, the former solicitor general for Florida, was brought on to the team after a weeks-long search and struggle to find someone willing to take on the case who was also experienced in Florida law. The legal strategy for fighting the Justice Department following the August seizure of over 100 documents marked as classified was also in disarray.

Of course CNN won’t speculate, but I will: my 5 BILLYON Quatloo bet is that Kise did not want to follow up on the totally bananas charge that the FBI planted the classified documents to frame Hair Füror, and thus he is furious. You see, lying in court documents is considered a form of perjury and Kise would lose his license in a heartbeat.

Secondly, I’m pretty sure Hair Füror is furious that Judge Dearie is not a sure thing and thirdly, that this whole process is going too fast. Lord Damp Nut wanted to kick sand in the clock gears, and squid ink in the press and neither is happening.

Watch that space, I think we’ll see one or more of the incompetent parking lot lawyer team give it a bash.

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10 Responses to Kise is Sidelined and Wild Speculation As To Why

  1. osirisopto says:

    $3M is good pay for a month’s work. Too bad he threw his career away for it.

    Oh, well. There are always ambulances to chase in Floriduh.

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    • Sirius Lunacy says:

      If somebody paid me $3mil I would no longer need a career. But the odds are TFG has not actually paid anything near the promised amount. So he’s likely thrown away his career for peanuts.

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      • MDavis says:

        He (allegedly) was paid $3M up front.
        It was paid out through a PAC – his team prolly had to do it that way because they couldn’t pry it out of tfg’s pocket.
        Here’s a link to one report.


    • tengrain says:

      I’d quiet quit for $3M Ameros/month, for sure.




  2. I’ll wager another beelyun quatloos that Mango Mussolini now sues Kise to claw the retainer back. With one of the parking lot attendants lawyers leading the case.

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  3. Martin Pollard says:

    Kise probably did the unthinkable: give the Tangerine Traitor real, sound legal advise, instead of simply saying he’s wonderful (“Sir!” with manly tears) and telling him everything he wants to hear.

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  4. roket says:

    Another one bites the dust. NEXT!

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  5. Redhand says:

    My response is more prosaic. Regardless of the $3M fee figure tossed out, TFG can’t even afford to pay the fees required to be certified as paid “under penalty of perjury” in the Special Master Order, and Kise didn’t want to fake it.


  6. MDavis says:

    “$3M Amero white-color lawyer”
    I see what you did there.


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