One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Associated Press got their filthy FAKE NEWS paws on military documents indicating that Hair Füror’s backed House candidate from Ohio J.R. Majewski never deployed to Afghanistan, as he has repeatedly claimed.

Majewski held a press conference and offered in his defense, well, listen to it yourselves:

Sure, your “deployment was classified.” Totally normal.

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15 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two?

  1. Zorba says:

    Reblogged this on Politicians Are Poody Heads and commented:

    This sounds like an excuse his idol Trump would make.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    So, the deployment he’s been touting as a reason to vote for him was classified?

    And he wants to be given access to more classified information?

    He certainly knows his base well.

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  3. Martin Pollard says:

    The funny thing is, he could have just said that he’d served in the military and that would have had scores of people flocking to his side. But no, like every Trumplican, he had to embellish and lie to make himself sound more badass than he really is, and now it’s caught up to him. (Even if his so-called “classified deployment” was real, there would have at least been a record that he served, with details omitted. Trumplicans just don’t think things through.)

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  4. Oneofthebobs says:

    He declassified it with his mind.

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  5. roket says:

    If his deployment was classified then why is he talking about it??

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  6. Buttermilk Sky says:

    You know what isn’t classified? The notation in his file where the Air Force says “Let’s not have this guy back, OK?”


  7. Weird Dave says:

    Sir! I have no knowledge of such an operation and had such an operation occurred I would not be at liberty to discuss it.


  8. Richard Portman says:

    JR Majevski this is shameful . Please stop. You are still a human.
    I also tell lies, but you don’t need to lie to us.
    We already know that you are not an Afghan war hero.
    Believe it or not. Go get yourself educated and learn something.


  9. IM RowPog says:

    So THAT’s what all those documents at Merd e’Largo are about!


  10. pagan in repose says:

    It is truly freaking amazing how many people Trump has influenced into lying in public these days. It seems like when the truth finely becomes the lie, when does the lie become the lie? Maybe when people start lying about a lie that was made. Until everything just disappears right before the lying eyes of the world, I suppose. Maybe this is the new “make the apocalypse happen sooner” crowds idea. Or maybe this shit is just driving me Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs.


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