Bump in Road Of Glorious Victory

“Trust me, comrades, why would I lie?”

So how’s the war, going, Pooty?

(It’s not sensitive, it’s hysterical. They cannot believe that supporting Putin’s war actually would get them, you know, inducted and forced to fight.)

Related: the Kremlin instructed Russian airlines to not sell tickets to Russian men between the ages of 18-65 unless they can provide evidence of approval to travel from the Ministry of Defense.

Oh, and another dissenter has a tragic accident:

A FORMER Putin ally and top aviation expert has died in Moscow, becoming the latest of the Russian president’s associates to meet his end in a mysterious fashion since the start of the war in Ukraine.

Anatoly Gerashchenko, the former rector of the Moscow Aviation Institute (MAI), died after reportedly falling down a series of flights of stairs on Tuesday.

“Comrade tragically slipped on the tea he refused to drink,” Putin didn’t say.

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9 Responses to Bump in Road Of Glorious Victory

  1. osirisopto says:

    Y’know if that was standard practice everywhere we wouldn’t have so many wars.

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  2. Is that clip authentic to the given narrative? How do we know they’re being taken away as conscripts?


  3. Tall building syndrome is sure killing a lot of Russians

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  4. Redhand says:

    Well, what else can ya expect from both a serial and mass murderer? He’s got to keep his rep current in both areas.

    The quicker he dies, the sooner others won’t.


  5. Stony Pillow says:

    “The scientist received injuries incompatible with life. The doctors who arrived at the scene could not save the professor.”

    Comrade Gerashchenko should have chosen the window — it would have been quicker.

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  6. w3ski4me says:

    If ever there is a contest for the most clumsy nation, Russia will win hands down. I’ve never seen so many reports of people falling out of windows and down flights of stairs. You might almost think it is a conspiracy.


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