Hair Füror’s lawyers from the prestigious firm of Dewey, Screwem and Howe have already painted themselves into the proverbial corner: they asked for a Special Master to review the documents, they asked for a specific Master and lo! they got him. What they did not ask for is a guy who knows what he is doing and is working on a tight schedule, and asking the correct questions:
The court-appointed “special master” reviewing documents the FBI seized during the Aug. 8 search has asked the former president to disclose details about any materials he claims to have declassified before calling them his property.
Hair Füror has been all over the map about the classified documents that the FBI et al found at Merde-a-Lardo. Since $3M Amero attorney Chris Kise took over, the official party line is that the documents weren’t really classified (because the FBI are lying liars, or maybe because ex-prznint Stupid declassified them using his YUGE brain powers before leaving office).
The A-Team lawyers have been deliberately vague on this, because the FBI isn’t lying, and there’s no evidence Lord Damp Nut declassified anything (which he cannot do, regardless).
Dearie wants details about which documents are supposedly no longer classified, and why.
And here’s why that puts his team of lawyers at risk:
And the flop sweat is only starting:
“[T]he Special Master process will have forced the Plaintiff to fully and specifically disclose a defense to the merits of any subsequent indictment without such a requirement being evident in the District Court’s order,” the attorneys wrote.
Trump’s team’s comments came in response to a request from Dearie for a proposed agenda when he convenes the parties Tuesday for a preliminary conference in his Brooklyn courtroom. And it wasn’t their only gripe with Dearie’s “draft management plan” for the Mar-a-Lago review — which Trump himself demanded and for which his team picked Dearie as one of two acceptable options for the special master role.
Everything Trump Touches Dies. It is axiomatic at this point.