I guess Virginia really is for lovers, as Scissorhead Calico Jack reports:
3 MILFs in 4 minutes is a little bit too fast, even for me.
Duck Soup:
Mrs. Teasdale: Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you.
Rufus T. Firefly: Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don’t think I could handle any more.
Mock Paper Scissors 
That’s taking ”Wham, bam, thank you ma’am” to a whole new level…
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Mock, Paper, Scissors After Dark?
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I think that there was a tag a long time ago called MPS After Dark.
Rgds,
TG
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Virginia is for misogyny.
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Based on the decades I lived there, Virginia is for mofos.
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The head of the Republican party should step up to the challenge. From what Stormy said, 80 seconds for the first is more than enough time, at least for him. No joy at all for the second and third, so all three are screwed.
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Does “yellow river” by I. P. Freely, that fine book, fit into this.
Asking for a friend.
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