Report: Marco Rubio Is As Smart As He Looks

Deep thoughts from Marco Rubio, Man of Destiny!

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 75 and under the age of death, has signed-on as a co-sponsor to Senatorette Lindsey Graham’s 15-week Nationwide Abortion Ban legislation:

Republican Sen. Marco Rubio is co-sponsoring a bill that would ban abortions nationwide after 15 weeks, an aide confirmed Wednesday, throwing support behind a measure that both aligns with his longstanding desire to restrict access to abortion and risks complicating his reelection bid less than two months before Election Day.

The bill, unveiled this week by GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, would allow for exceptions after 15 weeks in cases of rape or incest or if the life of the mother is in danger. It is the first attempt to reduce abortion rights federally since the Supreme Court in June revoked the right to abortion in the case Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization.

The legislation, if passed, would likely have little effect on Florida, which already bans abortions after 15 weeks.

Senator Rubio, who is exactly as smart as he looks, is up for re-election this year (Senatorette Lindsey Graham is NOT) so this co-sponsoring seems to be either ill-advised or Rubio thinks he knows something about The Skirts of Floriduh that the rest of us do not. He already has the base, but he just lost the independents, and probably most women, and he never had any support from Democrats.

Rubio’s Democratic opponent, Representative Val Demings wasted not even a minute before announcing:

“Marco Rubio has never been shy about his support for extremist abortion bans and criminalizing doctors, and cosponsoring this federal ban is just another step in his fight to take away women’s freedom.”

5,000 Quatloos says that every time Demings speaks of Rubio between now and November she will begin with words to the effect of, “My extremist opponent who wants to take away your rights…”

Demmings is going to tie this thing around Rubio like a 5-ton anchor and drop him off in the Everglades.

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3 Responses to Report: Marco Rubio Is As Smart As He Looks

  1. Redhand says:

    If I may say so, he’s even stupider than he looks. As for him and Miz Lindsey together:

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  2. schmice3 says:

    Who’ll be counting the votes?

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  3. beckymaenot says:

    “Marco Rubio is as smart as he looks”- I would disagree.

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