Renowned Pest Arrives In DC

So Lord Damp Nut arrived in DC late yesterday afternoon, in his golfing togs as if he was plucked from his golf course, and no one knows why he is there. Perhaps it has something to do with his Knighthood? Who knows!

Speculate wildly in the comments.

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10 Responses to Renowned Pest Arrives In DC

  1. they didn’t even let him change his shoes. That’s either a medical emergency or custodial control.

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    • Redhand says:

      My money is on a medical emergency.

      But, he flew in from Bernardsville, vis Morristown Airport. This is my turf. I would LOVE to see him perp-walked out of his golf course/gravesite tax haven down the road a few miles. I HATE it that he is nearby.

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    We can only hope it is terminal, whatever it is.
    Speaking of which, don’t famous people go in bunches of 3? If Donny is #2, who is 3? Perhaps McConnell? We can’t afford not to speculate.

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  3. Punctuated_Equilibrium says:

    Fleeing another “raid” perhaps?

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  4. Osirisopto says:

    They want to know what Putins next move will be

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  5. Osirisopto says:

    Or maybe Putin had a message for the President?

    He was suffering from putinitind needed Melanie’s shoot removed?

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  6. Maybe he’s cosplaying Pee-wee Herman doing “Tequila.”

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