Some Fries With Your Stupid, Lord Damp Nut?

“We are not amused.”
(Hat tip Scissorhead D-Cap)

I was just saying the other day that I probably would never be able to use this image again.

SURPRISE!

“ I dub thee ‘Lord Damp Nut, Knave of Whales.”

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19 Responses to Some Fries With Your Stupid, Lord Damp Nut?

  1. Decker Carol says:

    Funny he waited until she was dead to make this claim. He is lower than the lowest of the low.

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  2. Martin Pollard says:

    I’ll never be able to listen to that Thomas Dolby song the same way again.

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  3. Lsamsa says:

    Kind of fun to imagine with that being one of those rare times one might have heard the Queen whisper ‘oops’.

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  4. FFS. just when you think he’s reached the end of his lies, he finds a new one, so low, so reprehensible, so obviously untrue and easily disproved, and yet….and yet….his reprogrammable meatbags will swallow it and I am sure “Sir Donald” memes will be all over the internet within hours.

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  5. Mike B. says:

    It makes no sense for her to do this is private. It would have been more believable if he said she offered to have him knighted but he modestly refused (alright, the last part’s not believable). He could have said she offered but he refused and then gave some reason that makes him look good and is believable. But, no, go straight to the obvious lie. Thinking up something possible takes too much trouble.

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    • tengrain says:

      I have no doubt the chased him around with a sword, at least until he gave back the jewels or whatever it was that he lifted.

      Rgds,

      TG

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      • ali redford says:

        Exactly. He’s established a pattern, and certainly it’s not beyond a reasonable doubt that he stole something while he was there.

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  6. I believe we have reached peak “Sir” Story.

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  7. Stony Pillow says:

    Arise, Sir Loin of Beef!

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  8. RevZafod says:

    Just when you think you couldn’t have any less respect for him, he goes and proves you wrong. I used to use whale shit at the bottom of the Marianas Trench as a standard of lowness, but now he’s gone thru the crust, upper and lower mantles, zoomed thru the outer core, and has sunk deeply into the inner core.

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  9. This how much she liked him:
    The first day of their state visit, she greeted him wearing the brooch the Obamas gave her. The last day she wore a snowflake brooch given to her by Canada. I now if it was given to her by Justin Trudeau…

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  10. osirisopto says:

    I can see it now – You will forever be known as “Sir Donald of Trump.” (by a Brit.)

    Secondly, the RWNJ’s lost their shit because Obama bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, but they will be tickled pink to hear that their great and glorious savior of all that is white, er right, just and holy got down on his freaking knees and swore undying allegiance to the Monarch of the colonial empire we fought a war with to earn our independence and establish ourselves as an independent nation and people free of the rule of the Crown, while he was charged with leading our fucking country.

    FFS, I bet the goddess Iron just developed a severe case of diarrhea.

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  11. Mairigirl says:

    Probably has a fake medal (or whatever they give out to the honorary knights) to go with the fake Time magazines

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  12. E.A. Blair says:

    “As a noted con artist, it would be surprising if a queen knighted me in private.”

    US Constitution, Article I, Section 9, Paragraph 8:

    “No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”

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  13. roket says:

    Since he thinks he’s still preznint impeach his dumb ass a third time. The third time’s the charm some people say.

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  14. Super Genius says:

    He probably meant that the Queen stabbed in his privates.

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  15. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Sir Liesalot, keniggit of the under the table.

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