News That Will Drive You To Drink

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CNN is totally a trash network, and the Powerhouse Panels are THE WORST.

Exhibit 12,479:

Look, the only reason to invite Hair Füror to get on the plane is if you plan to shove him out somewhere over the Atlantic ocean and for Dawg’s sake no where near the Bermuda Triangle; let’s be sensible and not take any chances.

UPDATE 1: Patron Saint Watertiger:

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. schmice3 says:

    Sit him in the press section.

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  2. Toward what end? Increased comity? That’ll never happen – and it shouldn’t. There is no place in polite society for TFG or any of his ilk.

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  3. E.A. Blair says:

    Taking TFG along would be considered an act of aggression. If you’re going to drop him into the Atlantic, do it while overflying a hurricane.

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    • Richard Portman says:

      Haha. I almost forgot about the time he suggested bombing hurricanes. Everytime i see a Sharpie *, i remember that map he drew. It’s too much.

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  4. Richard Portman says:

    That is one of the stupidest ideas ever. Biden invites trump to the Queen’s funeral. Don’t these people have something better to do ? Like maybe go home and look in the mirror, to see what they have become.
    This can’t be real, but it is. The what would trump do at that funeral anyway? I don’t want to know.

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  5. RevZafod says:

    Aaaaaannndd… Jake Tapper earns a new name; Joke Crapper.

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  6. Buttermilk Sky says:

    If the British wanted the orange carbuncle to attend, they would have invited him. It’s a state funeral, not a “plus-one.” Tapper is an idiot.

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