The Biggest Loser

Here we go again, twice-impeached sore LOSER ex-prznint Stupid demands he be declared the winner of the 2020 Goat Rodeo, you know, in 2022 on the (soon-to-bankrupt?) and ironically named Truth Social:

Trump Demands to Declared Prznint Again

(Truth Social)

Is Lord Damp Nut admitting he only won the 2016 Goat Rodeo because of James Comey’s outrageous interference, and that he LOST the 2020 Goat Rodeo because there was no James Comey interfering? Is he admitting that he is A BIG LOSER?

Squealing “declare ME prznint!” is not how it works, that not how anything works. There are no do-overs in presidential elections. If the seat ever becomes empty, even for a moment the 25th Amendment rules of succession kick in and hello President Gorgeous Kamala Harris!

Part of this LOSER’S pathology is that he cannot ever see himself as a LOSER. He never will say that he’s a LOSER, even when he is the LOSINGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME.

Screaming FRAUD & ELECTION INTERFERENCE into the wind like some ersatz King Lear is verbal squid ink and the reality is that he LOST because he is a LOSER. And he LOST even with the entire Republican machine committing fraud and election interference on his behalf.

Screaming about Hunter Biden’s laptop —like a LOSER— is another attempt at yelling squirrel at his LOSER base so that they don’t think he LOST THE ELECTION LIKE A LOSER.

This LOSER’S back is up against a literal wall boxes of evidence, and like the LOSER he is, he’s resorting to playground tactic to distract his plastic base of LOSER supporters.

Threatening riots in the street is a punk move by a LOSER. Trying to rally his LOSER BASE for another insurrection —like a cheap B-Movie mob boss LOSER— he is probably going to have another charge that will end up with him being a LOSER in prison. But he would rather be in prison with all the other LOSERS than admit he lost the election like the LOSER he is.

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14 Responses to The Biggest Loser

  1. laura says:

    Just popping by to say this Loser post could use more Loser- for emphasis. SORE LOSER IS A LOOSER.

    Liked by 4 people

    • tengrain says:

      New and improved with more SORE LOSER!

      Hmm, you have a career in marketing ahead of you, Laura!



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      • Laura Strand says:

        I’ve been binging in Mad Men, so yes, you are correct re marketing. Cheers my friend- keep on keeping on Laura S

        On Tue, Aug 30, 2022, 8:49 AM Mock Paper Scissors <> wrote:

        tengrain commented: “New and improved with more SORE LOSER! Hmm, you have > a career in marketing ahead of you, Laura! Rgds, TG” >


      • tengrain says:

        Laura –

        That’s one of the BEST BINGES ™ that I can think of.

        (see what I did there?)




  2. osirisopto says:

    I am so glad the President is not following the D’s playbook. H.Clinton tried with her “deplorables” speech, but she was a lost cause from the outset.

    I can’t wait to hear the fauxtrage on Friday.

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  3. mr perfect says:

    Whine, whine, snivel, snivel. This is how Real Men behave, y’know.

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  4. MinuteMan says:

    At this point it might be amusing to consider how and where the Mango Magat would serve out his sentence. Would he go to a federal facility along with his SS detail? Would he even be entitled to an SS detail if convicted? Maybe he should be exiled to a lonely island somewhere? there’s likely an uninhabited isle in the Aleutian chain which would serve nicely. Of course, maybe Don-the-con will have an epiphany and fly off to some willing country; Saudi Arabia was sufficiently pliant as to take in Idi Amin so maybe Crown Price Mohammed-Bone-Saw will welcome him—though he might be worried maybe MBS would do Kushner a favor by performing a Kashoggi on the noisome has-been.

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  5. w3ski4me says:

    TFG would have to have protection in the yard and in the cafeteria, so I see him keeping the SS detail. I understand it was already volunteers so I suppose they will be OK with sleeping in his cell or in an adjacent cell. Can’t see him stamping license plates though. I am looking forward to the stream of bitching over whatever country club prison they assign him to.

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    • Sirius Lunacy says:

      Whichever country club prison he ends up in I guarantee he will declare himself ‘club champion’ within 6 months and demand that they give him a trophy.

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  6. roket says:

    Perhaps a 3rd impeachment would be the charm.

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