News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Well, we’re soon going to learn how eff’ed in the dark we are, thanks to Hair Füror stealing national security documents:

WASHINGTON — Director of National Intelligence Avril Haines said her office will lead a damage assessment of the documents that were removed from former President Donald Trump Mar-a-Lago home in a letter to congressional lawmakers, obtained by NBC News Saturday.

The Office of the Director of National Intelligence, or DNI, which oversees the CIA, the National Security Agency and 16 other agencies, will “lead an Intelligence Community assessment of the potential risk to national security that would result from the disclosure of the relevant documents,” director Avril Haines wrote in the letter, dated Friday.

The DNI and Department of Justice are “working together to facilitate a classification review of relevant materials, including those recovered during the search,” Haines added, and both teams will coordinate closely to ensure the assessment doesn’t interfere with DOJ’s ongoing criminal investigation.

And while this tweet is purely speculative, well, it hints at what happened and when (it is actually a thread, and it backs up these events with links to published material):

(H/T Scissorhead Jimmy-T)


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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. ali redford says:

    Maybe I dreamed it, but this seems to be precisely the stuff we learned to dread while we learned to duck and cover back when we watched black and white filmstrips in elementary school.

    I don’t understand how conservatives’s heads have not exploded beyond repair by now.

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  2. Standard Mango Mussolini move: FUBAR Everything, then swan in ”Only I can fix it!” He did it again and again during his reign of error, this is just a desperate escalation of the same. He must be shitting bricks trying to squid-ink this all away…


  3. Redhand says:

    To me, the theft and almost certain compromise of these classified documents is proof positive that he must be cut out of the body politic completely. He’s like a galloping internal malignancy destroying our country from within, whether it’s our democratic institutions and processes or national security. He’s easily the evilest creature ever to hold power in the United States. He belongs in solitary confinement in a prison cell for the rest of his hideous life. I don’t see how we survive without him being put behind bars.

    It’s time to make that happen. Arrest him and jail him. He’s a flight risk. Throw the book at him. Try him and convict him, then send him to prison.

    A radical solution is required. “I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” The time for debate over his fate is over.

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  4. w3ski4me says:

    I am so ready to believe Donny gave up a bunch of agents. He was Putty’s right cheek for a bit and anything, especially the worst is possible. The timing alone looks really bad for Donny. I’m with Redhand. He must be removed from politics and civil life completely. We have created a monster, and nothing less than extreme measures can save us now. We have a law department just for this kind of problem, it’s time we allowed, no forced them, to do their job.


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