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Guys, amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell’s  Super PAC —The Senate Leadership Fund—which was trying to get white nationalist Blake Masters elected to the Senate from the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, is throwing in the towel:

The main super PAC supporting Republican Senate candidates slashed airtime in Arizona, signaling trouble for nominee Blake Masters’s bid to unseat Democratic incumbent Mark Kelly.

The Senate Leadership Fund, an outside group allied with Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.), said it canceled about $8 million worth of TV, radio and digital ads in Arizona, delaying its entry into the race until October. The cuts were first reported by Politico.

So, what is McConnell doing with the money that he is saving, you ask?

Keep spending, fellas!

The move comes a week after the super PAC announced an additional $28 million in Ohio to prop up Republican hopeful J.D. Vance.

“I’d rather support a buyable fraud in Ohio who isn’t going to wee on my carpet than a racist lunatic in Arizona who might,” McConnell did not growl. “We already got a lot of ‘em, I don’t need any more,” he added looking around at his conference and shuddering when he spotted Blackburn.