Rudderless Republicans: Hair Füror Demands GOP Fire McConnell

Ready… Aim… Fire!

Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid, the mango-hued hate goblin who currently is leaping about his New Jersey Trash palace in impotent rage, is demanding fealty from Republican Senators, to fire their minority leader and his follow Russian asset amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell:

“Mitch McConnell is not an Opposition Leader, he is a pawn for the Democrats to get whatever they want,” Trump said in a statement on his Truth Social platform. “He is afraid of them, and will not do what has to be done. A new Republican Leader in the Senate should be picked immediately!”

Trump also tore into McConnell’s wife Elaine Chao, who resigned as Trump’s transportation secretary days after the Capitol riot. Trump cited an article in the conservative outlet The Federalist reporting the couple have been using their positions to make money in China.

Over the weekend, Trump bashed McConnell as a “broken down hack” and said he should spend more time and money helping GOP candidates than “helping his crazy wife and family get rich on China!”

Trump allies. including Fox News personality Sean Hannity, also took swipes at McConnell, accusing him of abandoning his own party’s candidates.

This is my favorite part of the unraveling, when conservatives start blaming each other for failing conservativism.

“Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell, that eff’ing RINO!!1!”

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9 Responses to Rudderless Republicans: Hair Füror Demands GOP Fire McConnell

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    [gaaaasp]
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Couldn’t happen to a better Russian Asset than #MoscowMitch

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  2. MDavis says:

    “leaping ”
    I can’t decide if that would be a pay-per-view opportunity (Comedy Central, y’all) or punishment.

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  3. Infidel753 says:

    Pawn for the Democrats? I guess he forgot how Moscow Mitch stole a Supreme Court seat for him?

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  4. bluzdude says:

    Maybe I’m missing something but didn’t a certain blonde princess make a ton of money in China while simultaneously “working” at the White House?

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  5. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Is Chao “crazy” because she took a job in Tangerine Idi Amin’s cabinet or because she quit two weeks early? Or is he just not turned on by Asian women?

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  6. roket says:

    A sure sign that the next republican convention is going to be a bloodbath.

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  7. “rudderless republicans”

    Maybe they’ve been sailing off Spain or Portugal?

    Have to pass along this thing I just read…

    https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/orcas-are-breaking-rudders-off-boats-in-europe-180980627/

    I am just giddy over the image of a punk teenaged orca “swimming around with a fish on it’s head”

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