The Tweet That Made Me Do a Spit Take

Posted on August 22, 2022 by tengrain

Honest-to-Dawg, I did

(H/T Scissorhead D-Cap)

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12 Responses to The Tweet That Made Me Do a Spit Take

  1. skinnydennis says:
    August 22, 2022 at 1:35 pm

    So I looked it up on Amazon.
    No.1 bestseller “in Historical Asian Biographies”.

    He probably has a Kanji tattoo that says “soup”.

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  2. undergroundcartoonist says:
    August 22, 2022 at 1:54 pm

    “Go water your mother!”
    Dayum! Wish I thought of that….

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  3. Jimmy T says:
    August 22, 2022 at 4:41 pm

    The Jared Kushner Memoir, according to Vanity Fair was reviewed less favorably than an anesthesia free colonoscopy. “This book reminded me of watching a cat lick a dog’s eye goo,” Bess Levin said. I’m fairly certain that watering his mother won’t be of any help…

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  4. Oneofthebobs says:
    August 22, 2022 at 5:14 pm

    Save the water. Nothin’s gonna grow there.

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  5. Redhand says:
    August 22, 2022 at 6:28 pm

    The cover picture of Jared looks like it’s been artificially elongated so that he resembles a clown walking with stilts under his trousers. Also, who the fuk thought it was a good idea to crop the top of his head off?! Truth in advertising? I’m thinking of the Strawman in The Wizard of Oz. “If I only had a brain.”

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  6. bluzdude says:
    August 23, 2022 at 5:16 am

    They should publish an extended edition that has her comments and correction marks left in it.

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  7. Buttermilk Sky says:
    August 23, 2022 at 9:41 am

    Didn’t read it carefully, I thought “Go water your mother” meant “You’re as dumb as a plant.” Anyway, watering Ivana is a job for a greenskeeper.

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