Rudy’s Unifying Theory of Classified Documents in Mar-a-Lago

H/T Scissorhead DCap

Someone let Rudy near a mic again:

Because, you know, why keep super-classified nuclear and state secrets in a SCIF, when really they would be safer in the basement of a golf club noted for having Chinese spies with laptops and thumb drives hanging out?

But you know, it’s cool:

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9 Responses to Rudy’s Unifying Theory of Classified Documents in Mar-a-Lago

  1. roket says:

    Has anyone thought to look for missing GA voting ballots in that very special storage room??

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  2. Buttermilk Sky says:

    We’ll know more after Rudy’s press conference at Marriott Lighting Fixtures in Long Island City.

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  3. Somehow the bank was less than convinced when the bank robber explained he was merely keeping their money in a safe place.

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  4. MDavis says:

    One could argue the documents at M-a-L were “roughly as safe as they were in the first place” if you note that “in the first place” they were in Donald’s reach.
    I still remember Donald inviting some of his Russian pals for a closed door visit, no SS need enter, when he first took the office.

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  5. glitterbug says:

    Notice how Israel is strangely silent.

    I can;t imagine how the prospect of Dotard selling Saudi Arabia nuclear secrets makes them happy.


  6. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Just a bit of nitpicking from me, sorry in advance. I’ve seen numerous articles and opinion pieces that refer to the basement of Mar-a-lago. Mar-a-lago is in Florida. It is on the beach. I’ve seen pictures, it can’t be more than six feet above sea level. IT DOES NOT HAVE A BASEMENT. If someone tried to dig a basement the they’d end up with a saltwater swimming pool. Okay, I got that off me chest. I feel better now. Carry On.

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    • MDavis says:

      And Hillary’s server wasn’t housed in her bathroom.
      I mean, the rwn reputation is trash already, right? But the left-wing/progressive caucus are supposed to be better than that.
      I’m with you, by the way. I’d bet this sort of crap is one of the things that Michelle was referring to with that “they go low, we go high” commen


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