Matt Gaetz Reaches Out to The Youths of Today

You cannot make up merde like this:

Florida GOP Representative Matt Gaetz, who is being investigated by the Justice Department in connection with the sex trafficking of a 17-year-old girl, has sparked outrage after it emerged he would host a high school event in his state.

[Shakes head, stares out window vacantly]

In a post on his Facebook page, Gaetz said: “The Academy Night is an opportunity for high school students to speak directly with Congressman Gaetz and Service Academy representatives to learn more about the process for gaining admission to the U.S. Service Academies and receiving a Congressional nomination (required for entry).

They have to get a nomination… from him? 

What could go wrong?


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7 Responses to Matt Gaetz Reaches Out to The Youths of Today

  1. roket says:

    But if the parents complain won’t the IRS confiscate their AR-15s??

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  2. ali redford says:



  3. I am sure the other side of that van reads, “Ask me about the puppies and kittens!”

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  4. Redhand says:

    How much you wanna bet he makes a real push to sponsor female candidates?


  5. Richard Portman says:

    Niceville High School, Florida. Hosting this Gaetz thing. No, i could not make this up. It is too incredible. People would ask me if i am on drugs.


  6. K Andy R says:

    “I gotcher nomination right here, baby!”


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