Bluffs: Area Man Doesn’t Know When To Fold

Not playing with a full deck

After Attorney General Merrick Garland said that he personally approved  to seek a search warrant for Hair Füror’s Floiduh trash palace Merde-a-Lardo, Garland effectively called Lord Damp Nut’s bluff and filed a motion to make the warrant public and gave until 3PM today for Trump to object to unsealing the warrant (but note that the sworn affidavit is NOT part of this “deal”).

Hair Füror squirts some squid ink:

Trump could release the warrant himself, right this moment. He has a copy, after all. Ain’t nothing stopping him. He could have released it IMMEDIATELY upon receiving it.

More squid ink this morning:

Got that? The FBI planted the documents about nukes. That’s next-generation conspiracy theorizing.

Wingnuttia is of course running panicked that they hitched their wagon to a possible espionage-level traitor.

David Brooks tries to both-sides it:

“America absolutely needs to punish those who commit crimes. On the other hand, America absolutely needs to make sure that Trump does not get another term as president. What do we do if the former makes the latter more likely? I have no clue how to get out of this potential conflict between our legal and political realities.”

Which brings us to a statement from Lord Damp Nut’s latest, uh, attorney-like person who is really doing her legal best? Sure, we’ll go with that:

That’s some fine legal jiu-jitsu right there.

Anyway, we’ll know soon enough what Putin’s pal does.

My bet: he won’t unseal the warrant. He can fundraise on being the victim.

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12 Responses to Bluffs: Area Man Doesn’t Know When To Fold

  1. MinuteMan says:

    The most sensitive documents probably have sensitive titles and maybe the classification is itself classified which means that on the receipt it will show up as something generic (e.g., “sensitive document”).


  2. osirisopto says:

    One person has (allegedly) dies because of this already.
    I wonder who and how many more will die while TFG grifts his marks in this ever-escalating round of victimhood and blame. And that’s just on the hysteria he’s generating.

    As for the information he had and now belongs to the Saudis, Putin, and anyone else with a pair of Ivanka’s used panties for sale, Gawd help us all.

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  3. Stony Pillow says:

    To a sociopath, giving something of value back without coercion is for losers.

    The head of the Republican party saw a potential goldmine (if he wasn’t shopping them already) in his basement. Of course he’d hold on to the docs.

    No wonder Republicans love him. No wonder they’ll kill for him. He is them.

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  4. MDavis says:

    Hold up a sec – I thought that the Mueller probe “proved TFG’s innocence” because Mueller himself didn’t press any charges. Did that story change?
    Also – CHYRON:


    Maybe I should watch Fox Media once in a while, just to see how bad the propaganda has gotten. And then there’s the replacement propaganda outlets, because some folks think Fox is too, what, liberal? I guess? Yikes.


  5. Batman 54 says:

    David Brooks is clueless about damn near everything.

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  6. Today in the FTFNYT Opinion section:

    Asked – David Brooks: “Did the FBI just re-elect Donald Trump?”
    Answered – Michelle Goldberg: “The Absurd Argument Against Making Trump Obey the Law”

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  7. roket says:

    If he doesn’t unseal the warrant he won’t be able to fundraise for long because it will be leaked.


  8. robginchicago says:

    So Eric and Trump’s attorneys are now confirming that the entire FBI search and retrieval process was caught on Merde-a-Lardo CCTV cameras and was watched in its entirety by the family from their New York location, yet they still repeat debunked lies and deflections.


  9. paul fredine says:

    ‘but i declassified them myself. everybody said it was a great declassification. the best declassification in history. i used a sharpie and everything.’


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