After Attorney General Merrick Garland said that he personally approved to seek a search warrant for Hair Füror’s Floiduh trash palace Merde-a-Lardo, Garland effectively called Lord Damp Nut’s bluff and filed a motion to make the warrant public and gave until 3PM today for Trump to object to unsealing the warrant (but note that the sworn affidavit is NOT part of this “deal”).
Hair Füror squirts some squid ink:
Trump could release the warrant himself, right this moment. He has a copy, after all. Ain’t nothing stopping him. He could have released it IMMEDIATELY upon receiving it.
More squid ink this morning:
Got that? The FBI planted the documents about nukes. That’s next-generation conspiracy theorizing.
Wingnuttia is of course running panicked that they hitched their wagon to a possible espionage-level traitor.
“America absolutely needs to punish those who commit crimes. On the other hand, America absolutely needs to make sure that Trump does not get another term as president. What do we do if the former makes the latter more likely? I have no clue how to get out of this potential conflict between our legal and political realities.”
Which brings us to a statement from Lord Damp Nut’s latest, uh, attorney-like person who is really doing her legal best? Sure, we’ll go with that:
That’s some fine legal jiu-jitsu right there.
Anyway, we’ll know soon enough what Putin’s pal does.
My bet: he won’t unseal the warrant. He can fundraise on being the victim.