Trump Returns to Scene of Crime, Recalls Nothing

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Lord Damp Nut Went to NYC and All We Got Was This Lousy 5th Amendment:

NEW YORK — Former president Donald Trump arrived at the office of the New York attorney general Wednesday morning to give sworn testimony in a long-running civil probe of his business dealings, specifically his representations to lenders and tax agencies about the value of his assets.

In a lengthy statement, Trump denied wrongdoing, accused the U.S. government of unfairly targeting him and said he would refuse to answer questions, citing his Fifth Amendment right not to incriminate himself.

You may recall that the Trump Crime Family has stated that only guilty people plead the 5th, and Twizzler hisself pleaded it over 500 times when deposed for this same case. We’ve read that Junior Mints and the First Shady, however, answered all the questions.

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7 Responses to Trump Returns to Scene of Crime, Recalls Nothing

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    Since taking the 5th can be inferred as guilt (or something like that) in a civil case, this is probably exactly what AG Leticia James was hoping for, as she knows that Lord Damp Nut isn’t the brightest bulb in the gaudy, tacky chandelier.

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  2. roket says:

    TFG can’t eat his own words because he flushes them down the toilet.

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Taking the fifth? I thought he didn’t drink alcohol!

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  5. MDavis says:

    TG – in the middle of the shitstorm you can still make me LOL out loud.


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