We begin our day with the predictable reaction from Wingnuttia that their craven idol Lord Damp Nut’s trash palace was searched by the FBI, the Feds would have had to get permission from a judge to search Merde-a-Lardo, and it is a big eff’ing deal that there was enough evidence, and probable cause of a crime, that a judge gave them the go-ahead.
We note with some amusement that the head of the FBI was appointed by Hair Füror hisself and was confirmed by every Republican senator.
First up: oleaginous potential 2024 Goat Rodeo Rival, Ted Cruz:
The Senator from the Multiverse where anything is possible (including that he might run in the 2024 Goat Rodeo) takes a swing:
Potential 2024 Goat Rodeo Rival AND Gubnor of Floriduh introduces the word “regime” into the mix, adds in a pinch of Hunter Biden, and also goes oddly into the IRS:
A Senator from Floriduh said some words about Floriduh being third world:
Another Senator from Floriduh agrees that Floriduh is third world:
Not sure if Marsha Blackburn is confessing sumpin here or not:
The Mighty Morphine Power Bottom:
Some dude from Kansas tries to make a weird connection between the IRS and the FBI
And then we get to the Republicans in the House.And let’s remember that at this point no one has seen the search warrant or knows what the underlying case is about, but, you know…
First up, the political machine of K-Mac kicks into gear (See what I did there?)
Second in command of the Republicans in the house also makes the connection to the IRS and also threatens investigations:
Third in the house, noted shape-shifter Elize Stefanik:
We’ll skip many more reactions and go right for the all-stars!
And of course, ALWAYS BE CLOSING!!1!
Let no good crisis go to waste ought to be the RNC motto:
And I think that about does our round-up of the usual suspects.