Report: The Usual Suspects Respond To The FBI Search of Merde-a-Lardo!

We begin our day with the predictable reaction from Wingnuttia that their craven idol Lord Damp Nut’s trash palace was searched by the FBI, the Feds would have had to get permission from a judge to search Merde-a-Lardo, and it is a big eff’ing deal that there was enough evidence, and probable cause of a crime, that a judge gave them the go-ahead.

We note with some amusement that the head of the FBI was appointed by Hair Füror hisself and was confirmed by every Republican senator.


First up: oleaginous potential 2024 Goat Rodeo Rival, Ted Cruz:

The Senator from the Multiverse where anything is possible (including that he might run in the 2024 Goat Rodeo)  takes a swing:

Potential 2024 Goat Rodeo Rival AND Gubnor of Floriduh introduces the word “regime” into the mix, adds in a pinch of Hunter Biden, and also goes oddly into the IRS:

A Senator from Floriduh said some words about Floriduh being third world:

Another Senator from Floriduh agrees that Floriduh is third world:

Not sure if Marsha Blackburn is confessing sumpin here or not:

The Mighty Morphine Power Bottom:

Some dude from Kansas tries to make a weird connection between the IRS and the FBI

And then we get to the Republicans in the House.And let’s remember that at this point no one has seen the search warrant or knows what the underlying case is about, but, you know…

First up, the political machine of K-Mac kicks into gear (See what I did there?)

Second in command of the Republicans in the house also makes the connection to the IRS and also threatens investigations:

Third in the house, noted shape-shifter Elize Stefanik:

We’ll skip many more reactions and go right for the all-stars!

And of course, ALWAYS BE CLOSING!!1!

Let no good crisis go to waste ought to be the RNC motto:

And I think that about does our round-up of the usual suspects.

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9 Responses to Report: The Usual Suspects Respond To The FBI Search of Merde-a-Lardo!

  1. purplehead says:

    Wow, what a round-up of retrogrades and suck-ups! I don’t know how you do this, TG, and get anything worthwhile done. But, thank you!

    Liked by 4 people

  2. MinuteMan says:

    Worth the GQP there is no such thing as a loyal opposition in this country— well except for Manchin.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. I dunno, I saw the footage and it looked like a bunch of regular tourists visiting the site to me.

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  4. roket says:

    Funny how not a single one of them cares about the reason for the raid. What if it was TFG who pushed Ivana down the stairs? I never want to hear the words ‘no one is above the law’ ever come out of their pieholes again.


  5. Professor Pupdog says:

    We need answers NOW. The FBI must explain what they were doing today & why.
    Well, Rick (how come you’re not in jail?) Scott, I would also like to hear their explanation. I am sure it would be quite entertaining and cause Republicans to bluster and fluster and fling poo in all directions.


  6. angryspitttle says:

    What a bunch of WATB’s


  7. Redhand says:

    I’ll bet Hitler’s supporters felt the same way after the Beer-Hall Putsch and his being charged with treason. It’s astounding how completely these MAGAots have abandoned democracy and the rule of law.


  8. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy y’all!

    What all these MAGAs are really saying is that they support Trump in selling highly classified national secrets to our enemies. Trump gave the DoJ a binary choice after his theft of documents was discovered: either retrieve them to stop the damage he is doing with them — Does anyone doubt he’s already sold secrets in the 18 months he’s had his treasure trove? — and hold him accountable OR let him sell them all to our enemies. The GOP and MAGA would rather he sell them than “hurt” their chances in the ’22 election.

    The other concern is who helped him steal and sell the documents. He doesn’t have the executive functioning to have done it alone.



  9. MDavis says:

    So much here.
    The projection is just overwhelming, here. So many projectionists.
    How much tax fraud are we looking at here? So many of these mooks are just gob smacked by the IRS coming back on line for the big spenders.
    It reads like they are just tweeting to each other “they’ll be coming for you next!!!” but that’s probably just me. Which reminds me of the ridiculous amounts of back lash against the 70s feminist movement – the fear and terror of this was clearly because the men they were complaining about were afraid they were going to be getting the same treatment they had been dishing out. I remember a quote from some schmuck saying “If we are all equal, then I must just be a piece of shit.” because that is how he thought about women.
    And – I remember when Biden drew friendly fire for passing any TFG investigation off to the DOJ in order to keep his hands off and let them do their work. Compare and contrast to TFG expecting “his people” to do what he wanted them to do. Something about German generals? Like reported a couple days ago right here.

    OMG, what a bunch of entitled whiners crying because they might have to effin pay their taxes, their real tax bill.
    Sorry about the longish post.


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