Surprise! Tucker is Thinking About Junk Again!

Rhymes with f***er

Tucker Carlson —who famously wants men to tan their junk because reasons— is fixated again on other men’s junk:

The difference between having a dick and being one are lost on Tucker.




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3 Responses to Surprise! Tucker is Thinking About Junk Again!

  1. I still maintan a far better name is “tucker”

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  2. roket says:

    I have it up on high authority that chicken pox does not like its name either. They want to be called Josh Hawley Pox I’ve heard. Also, measles wants to go back to being called rubella. Syphilis? It wants to be called the Tucker Brain Drain I believe.

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  3. Richard Portman says:

    That weenie just violated the Sabbath. Mind you, i am a pagan, old style. I don’t keep these things, but i show respect. If he is having a problem with schlongs, he will find no help here. Probably it is a personal problem. He will have to find his own way.


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