Ivana is laid to rest at Lord Damp Nut’s golf course. She is, of course, dead.
Another brilliant marketing coup! “Of course, you can’t afford a membership to Trump National brave patriots. But you can spend eternity enjoying the majesty of the lush sylvan oasis that is America’s Retreat. Call now we have only a few of these precious plots remaining.”
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I cannot get past that she is buried at the first hole.
Seriously? Christ, what an asshole.
Pretty rough stuff, tengrain! But, it certainly represents his feelings towards her.
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Marla Maples is 58 — the Head of the Republican Party will be dead and gone, Bedminster will have evaporated in scandal and fraud and sold to developers to pay creditors, and Ivana will have been moved to a dignified resting spot long before there’s any chance she’s interred at the 2nd hole.
If she goes first and Merde-A Lago is still standing, I hope she’s appointed an executor to defend her remains from that ghoul.
Yeah, corpse abuse is about the Republicans’ speed.
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Call in the next 60 seconds and you too can be buried face down so where even in the afterlife, everyone can kiss your rotten ass as you continue forever to ‘own the libs.’
Remember when he held his brother’s funeral in the White House? Too cheap even to buy a burial plot. And that’s what “short-fingered” means.
Hey, it cost less than having to buy a gravesite somewhere. Don’t forget, he’s really rich and really smart. “A penny saved is a penny earned.”
Plus there’s the giant tax break he gets now.
Maybe, but these NJ Townships love their money so they may just carve out 100 sq ft or so for the “cemetery”
There’s nothing more classically Trumpian than burying one’s first wife on his golf course to save on property taxes (and I believe to prevent property seizure). I had to reassure myself that she’s actually buried behind the first tee, meaning it’s unlikely any golfer would be stuck “playing through” her actual gravesite, although I can sympathize with those looking over the spot and thinking to themselves “That’s rough.”
And of course, the stone is the most basic thing. For a woman associated with almost campy glamor, it seems too humble to have been what she would have wanted for herself.
the stone is the most basic thing. For a woman associated with almost campy glamor, it seems too humble to have been what she would have wanted for herself.
It’s the Trump equivalent of an unmarked grave. It was a surprise to read that he wants to be buried there too. For him, I imagine a gaudy, kitsch extravaganza like some of the worst 19th Century weeping angel monuments.
It offends me to know that he plans to be planted in my home state, just a few miles south of where I live. The only proper site for him here would be an unmarked plot in The Meadowlands, hidden forever under tons of refuse. I do plan to outlive the sonofabitch, and if he winds up in Bedminster, I swear I’d risk a disorderly persons complaint if I could get close enough to, literally, piss on his grave.
I can imagine a small charge to pee on his grave could become a major business for them. I did hear though that Donny has his eyes on Arlington National Cemetary as all the other “warriors” are there too.
Why do I not think this was her choice of final resting place? How tacky, but then that is Donny’s middle name. I’m hoping his ashes get flushed down the Florida sewers or at least buried in the local landfill, but that’s just me.
A goat farm and a cemetery?
Caddyshack bows out of the competition.
Wow … and a pauper’s grave at that.
I’ll bet the greasy bastard had her buried deep enough to put his sons and second wife on top of her.
eta: second and third wives
For Trump, that’s par for the course.
She’s just somebody that he used to know.
Right there at the first tee, eh?
Convenient place to park a golf cart, or take a piss.
Hole #3 is a par 4, with a hook(er) to the right.
The “Find a Grave” site sez:
Thanks for the link. Find a Grave does what it says. It attempts to include all people.
I went there one time and asked “Ishi”. Yep, they told me, and had a brief biography.
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