RNC Calls Hair Füror’s Bluff: Go Fish!

Trump, in the key of f-u.

The RNC does NOT want Lord Damp Nut to announce a presidential run prior to the midterms, as they know that would turn the 2022 Pie Fight, er, midterm elections into a referendum on him, and that would hurt the GOP up and down the ballot. Are the fascists becoming self aware? Bigly, it seems.

But the RNC doesn’t have a lot of options when it comes to persuading him. Oh sure, they could appeal to his better nature, or his sense of loyalty to the party, tradition, or even his sportsmanship sense of fair play.

Ha-ha! I Jest!!! He doesn’t have any of those things.

No, instead they are hitting the Grifter-in-Chief in the wallet! The RNC knows that Lord Damp Nut loves Loves LOVES money more than anything and so the RNC helpfully reminded Vulgarmort that the party has a neutrality policy, and cannot provide funding for any person who is an actual candidate for office.

And so now Hair Füror faces a difficult choice: free money for doing nothing (and philosophically stiffing his lawyers, his favorite pastime), or declare his intention to run for prznint again (because the big orange dummy thinks it is his Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card); and in the meanwhile, his arch-rival fascist Ron DeSantis is getting all the lovin’ from the media.

Any wagers on what he will do? In the comments with a #2 Pencil.

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9 Responses to RNC Calls Hair Füror’s Bluff: Go Fish!

  1. Jimmy T says:

    This after the GQP already agreed to pay 1.6 million ameros towards TFG legal fees for his N.Y. legal problems. Yeah, like I believe anything that comes from the GQP…

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  2. Trump going for money-not-earned creates the image of a large, ugly and dirty boar pig rooting for truffles.

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  3. Stony Pillow says:

    Don’t forget, as soon as the Head of the Republican Party declares, the fleecing of the MAGATs stops, since it will now be monitored by the FEC. By one estimate I’ve read, that’s north of half a billion Ameros already.

    New York and Georgia AGs have already shown they’re not impressed by his words, so they don’t matter. He will declare when hefeels Garland’s hot breath on the back of his neck.

    I’m not holding mine. Don’t hold yours

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  4. That’s a nice little Republican party you have there, we wouldn’t want anything to happen to it. I sense protection money will be the solution.

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  5. osirisopto says:

    He’ll be flinging poo from center stage or flinging poo from the balcony. Either way, the GQP owns it. It’s all to the D’s benefit.

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  6. w3ski4me says:

    Correct me if I am wrong but I understand the money from his public whine fests currently goes all to him. If he is running I understand that money will need to go to the campaign fund instead. This is no chump change to him so I expect the middle of the road to seem the best for him. He will never turn down a buck.
    My 3 1/2 cents anyway.

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  7. roket says:

    The dumbass would be a fool to turn down all that free RNC cash, therefore, I expect him to announce one day next week.

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