News That Will Drive You To Drink

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9-11 Mascots?

Lord Damp Nut, upon taking money from Crown Prince Bone Saw to have his game of putt-putt at his club, is confronted with the optics of taking money from the country with the most attackers on 9-11, pivots as only he can (like a drunken hippo):

And a lone spitball flies through the series of TUBES, er, across the innernets:

I’m totally amazed he didn’t go full truther on the spot and blame Liz Cheney (because: her dad), and of course the Bush Crime Family, like he did during the 2016 Goat Rodeo.

Another take:

Bob Cesca gets the last word:

(Oh, if you do follow the link to ESPN, check out the orange tagline on his jaw-hairline.)

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    Veterans are getting tired of revenge politics.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    He’s really pushing for that “stupid” defense.

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  3. Mike B. says:

    Not to defend Trump (something I would never do), but didn’t Joe Biden just go to Saudi Arabia and kowtow to the Crown Prince, getting nothing in return (after saying in the campaign that he would treat Saudi Arabia as a pariah)? True, Joe didn’t get any money out of the deal, but it still looked bad. By the way, Saudi Arabia is buying oil from Russia at a discount for domestic use so they can sell more of their own at the market price. Alright, I know the Democrats are the only alternative to the fascists, so I’ll lay off them for a while.


  4. I wouldn’t say Biden kowtowed (he was civil), and the Saudis did make noises about upping oil production, which isn’t nothing. He didn’t touch their orb for a photo op or deny the human rights abuses–the kinds of things Trump specifically did.

    Trump becoming a late-stage 9/11 truther might seem like a convenient fib to smooth over why he has no conscience over sports washing KSA, but I wonder if it also has to do with the shadow of getting reamed at the WHCD by Obama and the following Bin Laden announcement. It was like when he went from minor thug to his supervillain origin story. Just like wanting to meet with Taliban at Camp David–just like claiming he had the tallest building after the World Trade Center collapsed or lying about volunteering to help in the aftermath–I don’t think Trump understands how to remotely do anything with respect for others’ optics. I think he can only see things from his own POV. Which mutates according to his needs.

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  5. w3ski4me says:

    It’s almost funny how people can think he is the exact opposite of a slimy slug. They call him a Patriot???
    So many crimes, so little prosecution, sigh.

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