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Lord Damp Nut, upon taking money from Crown Prince Bone Saw to have his game of putt-putt at his club, is confronted with the optics of taking money from the country with the most attackers on 9-11, pivots as only he can (like a drunken hippo):
And a lone spitball flies
through the series of TUBES, er, across the innernets:
I’m totally amazed he didn’t go full truther on the spot and blame Liz Cheney (because: her dad), and of course the Bush Crime Family, like he did during the 2016 Goat Rodeo.
Bob Cesca gets the last word:
(Oh, if you do follow the link to ESPN, check out the orange tagline on his jaw-hairline.)